sftdj 

Short for "sorry for the dark joke", used before or after a racist or bad taste joke

*insert bad joke here*, sftdj

sftdj by dabro_pellegretti June 10, 2022

SFTJYB 

Sorry for thread-jacking you, brah!

In a digital forum, etiquette dictates that when responding to OP with a non-sequitur, "SFTJYB" should be affixed as a preamble or post-script.

SFTJYB...Can anyone drive me to the Nickelback concert this weekend?

SFTJYB by curmudgington October 7, 2016

SFTD 

Abbreviation for "Sorry For The Delay". Usually used in texting when someone doesn't respond back to a correspondence in a reasonable amount of time.

"SFTD... I've really been swamped at work. What's up?"

SFTD by WhisperBug March 6, 2019

sfhdjesxndghdj 

if you see this messages you are on of the most monkey armpits cheese fung every great job,

you are as sexy as sfhdjesxndghdj

sfhdjesxndghdj by EL Monke December 30, 2020

sfdjakl;fasdjkl; 

your really bored and don't feel like typing an essay so you search it and get this

sfdjakl;fasdjkl;

sfdjakl;fasdjkl; by monkey 69 January 30, 2023