seybert

To have the biggest of balls, and to have the largest of cock

The girl said I was a total seybert in bed

seybert by Switchblade8020 December 1, 2021

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Seibert

A person with either a large nose, a bowl cut, or the ability to play the clarinet. Descendant of both the squidward and the shanth

Max looked towards the boy, and said

"God, that kid is SUCH a Seibert!"

Seibert by sluurp October 25, 2009

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seybertown sluts

Females that constantly party during the summer by the river. These females won't give you the time of day unless you own a boat. The only time they'll hang out with you during the day is if you give them a ride on your boat. Alcohol definitely has to be provided for them along the journey. In the evening time when the parties are going on, these types of girls typically show up in birkenstocks, denim ass shorts, either wearing a hoodie or a tube top. They're normally sunburned or have their skin pealing, wavy and dried out hair, and you can smell the river scent on them a mile away. They typically ditch their boating guys towards the end of the night to run off with some drug addict that's willing to give them his free drug supply in exchange for sex. In conclusion, it's not difficult to spot one of them, they typically have nothing going on in their lives, and won't settle down unless some desperate man is willing to provide for them.

Hey, how did Jordan show up with all these woman?
I mean.. he does have a boat?
Oh that's right, those must be the Seybertown sluts!
Yeah.. Can't you smell that they brought the river scent with them?
For sure! I feel bad for whoever hooks up with one of those losers..

seybertown sluts by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019

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Sneaky Seyfert

When one is in an automobile, and takes a 4 week old delopadated chowder bag full of warm chowder and slaps their passenger in their face causing chowder to explode on their face and mouth and causing them to vomit perfusly.

Paul gave Zach a Sneaky Seyfert after Paul banged his girlfriend.

Sneaky Seyfert by Seymore August 1, 2006