A sexual position where you lay on your back with the girl penetrated on your chest. You then spin her around like a helicopter. I suppose you can do it in a variety of ways but you get the basic idea.
A bitch that has sex and then leaves the next morning while you worry about catching aids, and then you work up enough nerve to take the test. When the results come back you find out you dont have aids but the FBI finds your DNA on record that matches with the OJ simpson case, and then you go to jail and OJ becomes a superhero and is granted superpowers like xray vision and superstab attack.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.