sexy monster

variation of sexy beast

n. so sexy that thing being described can only be referred to as a monster.

damn.. i'm a sexy monster. i'm sorry.. so sexy

sexy monster by akoni February 15, 2004

Sexy Hoe Monster

A nice ass compliment fo yo fly ass bitch.

Wow bitch you is a Sexy Hoe Monster.

Sexy Hoe Monster by Luner Beef February 17, 2008

Sexmonster 

The sexiest, cutest, sweetest, most loving guy in the whole entire UNIVERSE.

My Smitty is such a sexmonster!
That other kid doesn't even qualify for a sexmonster!

Sexmonster by Aubry September 17, 2005

Sexmonster 

A horrible creature derived from a series of both male and female human reproductive organs. The main body consists of a large gaping vagina (which may or may not be soggy) surrounded in a large fleshy sack. Sexmonsters have uncannilly large arms. Two immense penises sprout from it's head and one drags between it's stubby yet muscular legs. The penises can become erect or flacid depending on it's mood. It feasts primarilly on babies doused in it's own semen (used for easier digestion).

Citizen A: "Oh my god it's the sexmonster!"
Citizen B: "Protect your children!"
Sexmonster: "GUBLAAARRGH!"

Sexmonster by Wesley Dale April 26, 2006

sexxmonster 

Someone who is overly attractive. One who is wicked sexxxaaayy! So sexy that you can't use the word sexy or hot!!! Cause its just that ahhhmazzzinng.

Boy walks by two girls in the mall.
First girl: "Did you see that guy with the ahhhmazzzinng hair????
Second girl: "Hells yeahhhh, total Sexxmonster!!!"

sexxmonster by CUPPYCAKEE ™ ツ April 23, 2009