sexy monster
sexy monster by akoni February 15, 2004
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Sexmonster
Sexmonster by Aubry September 17, 2005
Sexmonster
A horrible creature derived from a series of both male and female human reproductive organs. The main body consists of a large gaping vagina (which may or may not be soggy) surrounded in a large fleshy sack. Sexmonsters have uncannilly large arms. Two immense penises sprout from it's head and one drags between it's stubby yet muscular legs. The penises can become erect or flacid depending on it's mood. It feasts primarilly on babies doused in it's own semen (used for easier digestion).
Citizen A: "Oh my god it's the sexmonster!"
Citizen B: "Protect your children!"
Sexmonster: "GUBLAAARRGH!"
Citizen B: "Protect your children!"
Sexmonster: "GUBLAAARRGH!"
Sexmonster by Wesley Dale April 26, 2006
sexxmonster
Someone who is overly attractive. One who is wicked sexxxaaayy! So sexy that you can't use the word sexy or hot!!! Cause its just that ahhhmazzzinng.
Boy walks by two girls in the mall.
First girl: "Did you see that guy with the ahhhmazzzinng hair????
Second girl: "Hells yeahhhh, total Sexxmonster!!!"
First girl: "Did you see that guy with the ahhhmazzzinng hair????
Second girl: "Hells yeahhhh, total Sexxmonster!!!"
sexxmonster by CUPPYCAKEE ™ ツ April 23, 2009
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.