when you ask your mommy and daddy to do special things with you what include severe fisting of the anal cavity what blood them squirts out of screaming of agony whilst your mom fingeres herself in the corner

friend:sit down man the seat is comfy
me:sorry i did the sexy toe mommy daddy with me parents last night and my asshole is the size of jupiter you wanna see ;]

sexy toe mommy daddy by sexy left toe December 14, 2019

Drake aka big daddy aka poppy aka sexy motherfucka

ONE SEXY MOTHERFUCKER. HAS THE BIGGEST DICK IN ALL OF THE USA AT 10 FT LONG. HE JUST WALKS AND ACCIDENTALLY PUTS IT IN. WHEN IT GOES IN IT MAKES A EXTRA VAGINA IN THE BELLY BUTTON. IF YOU SAY I HAVE A LITTLE DICK THEN A WHOOP IT OUT AND FUCK YOUR DOG,MOM,SISTER,BROTHER,AND GRANDMA AT THE SAME TIME MY WIGGA

Drake aka big daddy aka poppy aka sexy motherfucka IS MY DADDY - EVERY GIRL EVER

Drake aka big daddy aka poppy aka sexy motherfucka by BigDaddyDrake1727534785782345 February 19, 2018

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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