sexual penis

its a penis of which has sex with a womens vagina, this is important to use because if you dont have a sexual penis then your penis is fucking broken.

do you have a sexual penis?

sexual penis by gaboogabooga69420 February 28, 2021

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sexual penis eating

its when a penis is eaten sexual

a dude just got sexual penis eating

sexual penis eating by ehefgewfb July 17, 2026

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Like-penis-vagina-sexual

Being Like-penis-vagina-sexual is being a male who attracted to females, but enjoys having sexual intercourse with males. You aren't attracted to males, you just really enjoy getting railed by men or railing men yourself. This can also apply to females who are attracted to males, but enjoy having sexual intercourse with females. once again the females aren't attracted to the other females they just really enjoy have sex with them.

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-Lets say you're a guy who really likes sex because its very awesome, you have a lot of sex with women. One day you get fucked by a guy and you really enjoy it. Your keep having sex with men, but you still are only are able to have attraction to females and get feelings for females. Now dont get me wrong you still enjoy vagina, but just dick more.

-Another example is you're a females who has been in a loving relationship with your Boyfriend for 6 years and you're convinced he's your soulmate. One day you and your friend are hanging out an end up having sexual intercourse. Right then you realize that you enjoy having sex with females more than males. You're still in-love with your boyfriend and like having sex with him, but you get off better with females.

Like-penis-vagina-sexual by Mjaoxsmialxymna January 22, 2021

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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