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sexual jackpot 

refers to the act of finding a drunk unsuspecting woman who has just been blown off by her boyfriend. This woman is so pissed that she takes revenge on her boyfirend by fucking the next guy she sees.
see that douchebag over there? He is about to hit the sexual jackpot!
sexual jackpot by Andy Bobich January 2, 2009
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sexual jackpot 

After years of begging I finally hit the sexual jackpot!
sexual jackpot by Boots January 2, 2008

sexual jackpot 

To have sex with a person who is very popular. A very sexy rock star or movie star.
I hit the sexual jackpot when i went to bed with Rock Star.
sexual jackpot by zelda75231 July 1, 2008
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