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sexpectation

The state of anticipating or expecting sexual intercourse from a social encounter, be it a date, a party, or a booty call. It describes a period of optimistic waiting that is just shy of a sure thing.
A: Girl, you gonna give him some?
B: I don't know, but he's sexpecting.

On the ride home from that date, the sexpectation was killing me!

Just because you sexpect something doesn't mean you're getting it.
sexpectation by Talmanes November 17, 2005

Sexpectation

To expect the act of sex. Can be used whenever you expect it. Can be used as sexpect, sexpecting, or sexpected.
1. Chad went out the door with high sexpectations for his 3rd date.

2. As the door opened Christian swiveled around in his black leather chair and said while stroking a white persian cat. "I've been sexpecting you."
Sexpectation by Darthcheezeburger August 18, 2015

Sexpectations 

The expectations you have towards a certain persons sexual ability. If you believe someone would be amazing in bed, you have "great sexpectations" of them.
Ryan: How was last night with Natasha? ;)
Kyle: It was great. I would definitely hook up with her again, she really lived up to my sexpectations.
Sexpectations by ilovemeninkilts December 3, 2011

sexpectations 

hopeful anticipation for future, imminent sex.
most frequently preceding a couple's third official date where they have not yet sealed the deal.
>(see three date rule)
Suzette had great sexpectations regarding her weekend getaway with Chip. He was a fabulous kisser and she was ready for a fun ride on the old joy stick
sexpectations by sf chica July 9, 2005

Sexpectations 

What a woman (or sometimes man) expects to get out of sex, such as a long term relationship, cuddles, or just to get off. Us men don't typically expect anything other than to get off.
Him: what are your sexpectations?
Her: that we're becoming a committed couple.

Or...

Him: what are your sexpectations?
Her: that this is the last time we'll ever see each other.
Sexpectations by CrashDavis85 July 23, 2017

premature sexpectation 

The miscalculation of expecting sex when you haven't laid the proper intimate foundation.
While she excused herself to the washroom, I disrobed and my anticipation of an intimate encounter to follow was a premature sexpectation.