sexpotato
A potato of the sexual orientation.
sexpotato by Marksexpotato April 10, 2010
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Sexpotato
A person who wants to spend every moment in the house having sex. Usually happens in the first month of a relationship, or soon after becoming sexually active with your partner. Not to be confused with a couch potato, a sex potato often breaks to eat- rather than eat during the act.
Laura: "Have you seen Mark or Beth?"
Rob: "No, Last I heard they were at home having sex, but that was 2 days ago"
Laura: "What a bunch of sexpotatoes!"
Rob: "No, Last I heard they were at home having sex, but that was 2 days ago"
Laura: "What a bunch of sexpotatoes!"
Sexpotato by VanillaVixen December 22, 2010
Related Words
Sex Potato • sexy potato • sea potato • Sexy potatoes • Spotato • Sexpectator • sexpottle • sextator • sexypottomus • shapotato
Spotato
A Nyke Louis often texts spotato for their enemies. Then the enemies feel weirded out and flee the group chat.
Spotato by nykelouiswas_HERE February 21, 2019
sexpottle
A sexpottle, much like a sexpot (a term from which the former's name is partly derived), is an attractive young woman. This is where the similarities end, unless you want to go into stupid details like "oh, they're both words". Controversy rages over both whether the word refers to a sexpot who is also a sexkettle or a sexpot who is also a chipotle, and abortion.
Guy 1: Whoa, check out the total foxpettle at 12 o'clock, dude!
Guy 2: The word's sexpottle, stooge. What the fuck, foxpetal? Okay, maybe a flower with petals that looked like a fox would be kind of--
Guy 1: No dude, foxpettle. Like ... pettle - P-E-T-T-L-E - a fox.
Guy 2: What the fuck is pettle?
Guy 1: Just fucking forget it, man. Okay the chick's hot is what I was saying..
Guy 2: That's a dude...
Guy 2: The word's sexpottle, stooge. What the fuck, foxpetal? Okay, maybe a flower with petals that looked like a fox would be kind of--
Guy 1: No dude, foxpettle. Like ... pettle - P-E-T-T-L-E - a fox.
Guy 2: What the fuck is pettle?
Guy 1: Just fucking forget it, man. Okay the chick's hot is what I was saying..
Guy 2: That's a dude...
sexpottle by cool_walking_ September 3, 2009
Sex Potato
where you heat a potato up in the micro wave for 3 min cut a hole in it rub butter on the inside and fuck it
Sex Potato by courtneybrady November 20, 2006
Sex Potato
A person who always wants to take and not give anything while in the act of having sex. This may be someone who forces his partner for a blowjob, handjob, or positions which requires no participation from this person (Like woman-on-top) and won't do the honor to satisfy his / her partner.
This comes from the popular word couch potato, basically describing someone who is lazy, sitting on the couch and watching TV (yes, without bothering to entertain the TV set once he's done)
This comes from the popular word couch potato, basically describing someone who is lazy, sitting on the couch and watching TV (yes, without bothering to entertain the TV set once he's done)
Kate: I left Joe 'coz he was such a sex potato, I was completely tired.
Mary: God, that must be like slavery! Glad you left him. Date an athlete this time
Mary: God, that must be like slavery! Glad you left him. Date an athlete this time
Sex Potato by troPunk June 12, 2010
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
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The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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