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sexpottle 

A sexpottle, much like a sexpot (a term from which the former's name is partly derived), is an attractive young woman. This is where the similarities end, unless you want to go into stupid details like "oh, they're both words". Controversy rages over both whether the word refers to a sexpot who is also a sexkettle or a sexpot who is also a chipotle, and abortion.
Guy 1: Whoa, check out the total foxpettle at 12 o'clock, dude!
Guy 2: The word's sexpottle, stooge. What the fuck, foxpetal? Okay, maybe a flower with petals that looked like a fox would be kind of--
Guy 1: No dude, foxpettle. Like ... pettle - P-E-T-T-L-E - a fox.
Guy 2: What the fuck is pettle?
Guy 1: Just fucking forget it, man. Okay the chick's hot is what I was saying..
Guy 2: That's a dude...
sexpottle by cool_walking_ September 3, 2009
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Referring to something that is important.
Ex. That is so Spottles
Spottles by Spottlesluver October 4, 2021
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sexbottery 

1. the define, or architecture, of boundary swell at the little feet and/or human-sized sex organs, applied to attitude, visitude, or moral stance, vis-a-visual real or perceived mechanical meat and motion

2. anything related to the topics of sexbots, lovebots, or fuckbots, inclusive

3. cybersexery

"...harassed less violently because I am at least visually conforming to expectation of sexbottery"
- random quote pulled from Google

"Yo, dawg, meet you on da holodeck for a little sexbottery, you know what I'm sayin?"
"Why are you talking like that, Data?"
sexbottery by dsimms February 5, 2008
When partaking in cannibis spots you need something to get the smoke from the knives into your lungs. One of the best ways of doing this is to knock the bottom out of a glass bottle (can be done by dropping a knife in the top) to create a spot bottle hence the name spottle.
We always kept our collection of spottles in the freezer so the hit wasn't so harsh on the back of the throat.
spottle by kiwicito October 19, 2004
Term used to identify a gorgeous/sexy being who is tall and skinny like pole.
Girl 1: Have you seen the singer of the Academy Is...?
Girl 2: Heck yes, hes a major sexpole!
sexpole by arghitsgaby March 12, 2008
Something extremely important that must not be taken advantage of or ignored.
Be sure to get that finished; it’s spottles
Spottles by Veryspottlesperson October 15, 2021

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026