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Senator Armstrong 

THE most based individual of all. Has good goals like ending war and the military-industrial complex, and believes in people being able to choose their own destiny, while also experimenting on children and using war as a business to end war as a business at the same time.
Regretful Voter #573792: Man, I wish I voted for Senator Armstrong rather than two senile old men

Senator Steven Armstrong 

Senator Armstrong is a senator that has nanomachines that could've gone pro if he didn't join the navy.

Senator Armstrong 

U.S. Sen. Steven Armstrong, the most based politician to ever live. He played college ball at the University of Texas, not some cushy Ivy League school, and he could've gone pro had he not joined the navy. He isn't one of those beltway pansies; he could break the president in two with his bare hands. Don't fuck with this senator!
A worthless person who contributes nothing to society, they think they deserved to be called honorable, however they are really just leeches of free healthcare and govt benefits when they have plenty of money so that they really don't need either.
Tom: Well Maria just took another week off work because she just felt like going out to dinner and having people kiss her ass.

Ed: Maria is such a fucking senator.
Senator by MrHobbes69 June 27, 2014
'Sexulator' means 'sex machine' (hence the -ulator ending: calculator = machine) or just 'sexy' in general.

'Sexualtor' can also be a synonym for 'sex you later', meaning I'd like to have sex with you later.
"You sexulator, you!" = You sexy thing! / You sex machine
Sexulator by Albert E. 29 May 25, 2010

Senator Armstrong 

Gigachad. He wins against your dad
Dad: *sees Senator Armstrong* We're fucked
Also Dad:* dies*