sexguin 

a Penguin biscuit consumed in a particular way - i.e. bite both ends off the biscuit, put one end in your mouth and the other in a cup of tea/other hot beverage and suck on it until the tea comes through into your mouth. then put the entire penguin in your mouth and swallow it whole!

Aw fuk hi I just had a sexguin! Havin another one cani help meself.

sexguin by Simon Sexguin McGee May 22, 2012

Tyler Seguin

An absolute sex god. Clearly the most attractive member of the Bruins. #2 Round Draft Pick

Madison: Did you see Tyler Seguin with the Stanley Cup last night?
Christine: Of course I did! He's the only reason I watch hockey. I'm going to marry him someday.

Tyler Seguin by jkl0lnaht June 16, 2011

Seguin 

A small town outside of San Antonio fill with wanna-be Mexican gangsters. These kids fill up the majority population of Seguin. There also are the rednecks, who wear boots every day and can't stop talking about their

"bucksticks". People in this town tend to believe they are the best fucking people on the planet. There are few black people in the town and even less asians. But I do guarantee you will not turn a street corner without seeing a group of cholas wearing black shirts with something about "haters" printed in neon coloring.

Bob: Hey, I've been thinking about moving to Seguin, Texas. Any thoughts?

Lupe: 0h y3a, m3 && mii chickas fckkin l0ve it th3r3. its pretty hxc there so yyou b3tter n0t talkk shit over there!

Bob: Oh shit, there are more people like you there? Nevermind.

Seguin by Seguinsuckss April 13, 2011

Seguinesta 

The name of Boston Bruins Tyler Seguin's ANNOYING fan girls. Most tend to not understand hockey, only like hockey for Seguin, and/ or are puck bunnies. Seguin hates the majority of them. They only like him for his looks. They are an insult to girl hockey fans. (Fall in the puck bunny/ puck slut category)

Hey dude, do you see that girl wearing the pink Seguin jersey over there?

Ha yeah dude, she's such a Seguinesta.

I know right, she doesn't even understand hockey.

Seguinesta by not_a_seguinesta May 5, 2013

Seguin 

a small town in Texas, east of San Antonio. Often those who live in said town do not have access to the world wide web (a.k.a. the internet), and therefore should not be expected to reply quickly to any emails or online messages.

"I'm from the town of Seguin."

"Is that why you never answer my emails?"

Seguin by stuckinseguin April 10, 2009

seguin 

a kick-ass small town located in the best place in the world (TEXAS)

1. mainly made up of preps and mexicans, although we also have asians and black people.

2. the county fair is a school holiday and even the preps wear boots.

3.the weather's weird but we love it...

ya'll couldn't survive in seguin...

1. y que paso, wedda?

2. like, omg, how did you do with your steer?

3. only in texas, can i tan on the deck in february, yet wear a huge coat on easter.... :D

seguin by countryXprep February 23, 2008

Sexging 

The word does not have an exact definition, but it can be used in the place of any word. It's often used in a positive way. Pretty much the god of words.

You look really sexging today.
That girl is so sexgingable.

Sexging by sexging May 25, 2010