A small town outside of San Antonio fill with wanna-be Mexican gangsters. These kids fill up the majority population of Seguin. There also are the rednecks, who wear boots every day and can't stop talking about their
"bucksticks". People in this town tend to believe they are the best fucking people on the planet. There are few black people in the town and even less asians. But I do guarantee you will not turn a street corner without seeing a group of cholas wearing black shirts with something about "haters" printed in neon coloring.
"bucksticks". People in this town tend to believe they are the best fucking people on the planet. There are few black people in the town and even less asians. But I do guarantee you will not turn a street corner without seeing a group of cholas wearing black shirts with something about "haters" printed in neon coloring.
Bob: Hey, I've been thinking about moving to Seguin, Texas. Any thoughts?
Lupe: 0h y3a, m3 && mii chickas fckkin l0ve it th3r3. its pretty hxc there so yyou b3tter n0t talkk shit over there!
Bob: Oh shit, there are more people like you there? Nevermind.
Lupe: 0h y3a, m3 && mii chickas fckkin l0ve it th3r3. its pretty hxc there so yyou b3tter n0t talkk shit over there!
Bob: Oh shit, there are more people like you there? Nevermind.
by Seguinsuckss April 13, 2011
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a kick-ass small town located in the best place in the world (TEXAS)
1. mainly made up of preps and mexicans, although we also have asians and black people.
2. the county fair is a school holiday and even the preps wear boots.
3.the weather's weird but we love it...
1. mainly made up of preps and mexicans, although we also have asians and black people.
2. the county fair is a school holiday and even the preps wear boots.
3.the weather's weird but we love it...
ya'll couldn't survive in seguin...
1. y que paso, wedda?
2. like, omg, how did you do with your steer?
3. only in texas, can i tan on the deck in february, yet wear a huge coat on easter.... :D
1. y que paso, wedda?
2. like, omg, how did you do with your steer?
3. only in texas, can i tan on the deck in february, yet wear a huge coat on easter.... :D
by countryXprep February 23, 2008
Get the seguin mug.A small town in central Texas with an economy based on crappy service jobs and bogus fines. It's only redeeming feature is its proximity to Austin and San Antonio. Doug Sahm, the best musician ever (Sir Douglas Quintet, Texas Tornados) wrote an Epic Awesome Sauce song about Seguin in the 60's but the local yahoos ignored it because it has weed in it, so now Seguin's only claim to fame is the big cement nut downtown. They call it "The World's Largest Pecan" and a number of residents believe it's real.
Hey, have you heard the new (insert band name here) album?" "Naw, man, I live in Seguin, I have to wait for it to come in the mail.
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