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Evite Exegesis

Analyzing an evite. Despite evites' air of informality, they are often carefully constructed by party planners and thus can be rich with meaning. Nevertheless, it is easy to overthink an evite, whether by incorrectly ascribing intentionality to hastily written remarks, attempting to divine patterns from the ebb & flow of responses, or forgetting to ask yourself the simple question, "Will I have fun?"
No response prompts more evite exegesis than "+ 1 guest."
Evite Exegesis by PBMax June 13, 2008

exegesis 

The outside halo around Jesus.
The sun emits pure exegesis
exegesis by Johnyg1 January 6, 2011

Sexagesimal E.T. Dreidel-spinning Finger Fucking Double Shaft Licking Half Foot Mouth Party 

A sex position involving 6 girls and 1 guy, where each member has an active role in pleasuring said male.
There are two females positioned at each station: the penis, the fingers, and the mouth.
One girl takes on the shaft while the other takes on the head.

One girl takes each arm and puts the male's fingers in any hole possible. Preferably both use the same hole to give the scene a symmetric view.

Lastly, two girls use their tongues and lips on the entirety of the guy's mouth. By the end of the session, there should be no spit in his mouth that belongs to him.

This is a great position to use when you simply have too many girls to attend to at once. If you happen to have more girls, you can place them on your stomach and chest - work anything out. I prefer to have them just sit there, until the point when I lose my breath and succumb more to the ladies positioned at the fingers.
If you would so desire, any extra girls can work on the feet.

Simply add +1 to the name of this position for each extra girl you have, up to +3. Anyone who has 10 girls at once could risk their performance during the exercise, so please use caution.
Last night I used the sexagesimal E.T. dreidel-spinning finger fucking double shaft licking half foot mouth party +2 with my lady friends. It is now my favorite position, and I refuse to use anything else.

serenesis 

Basically anything you want it to mean.
Nicole is a genius.
You have to say the word while making your mouth whistle-shaped.
There is dog shit on your serenesis!
"Hey Sydney, whats up with the serenesis?"
"Nicole and I are having fun on the serenesis"
serenesis by SydneySinful December 14, 2008

Exegesis 

to be embarrassed beyond belief;
--alluding to lack of skill, heart, or will to win
--usually associated with excessive hubris and foolish confidence
Chris exegesised Allan when he got posterized with Chris' nuts in his face.
Exegesis by Big_Shot_Neil November 15, 2017