sexcluded 

1. To be interrupted/woken up by your roommate actively having sex with someone else in the same room
2. To offer to join in said copulation, and be denied

See: Sexiled

My roommate woke me up last night by bringing a girl over... I wasn't even sexiled. I was straight up sexcluded.

sexcluded by Megnificent360 December 22, 2015

secluded

to isolate; shut off; keep apart; withdrawn from or involving little human or social activity

She/He secluded herself/himself from the world around her/him</3

secluded by sam.secluded May 2, 2007

present company excluded 

What you say when ever you inadvertently insult someone within earshot.

Urbandictionary readers are wankers. Present company excluded of course.

present company excluded by arkanciscan October 6, 2011

Sexploded 

When you fuck a bitch so hard she spontaneously combusts

I was fucking this bitch last night, and I was fucking so hard she sexploded

Sexploded by Murklebobep March 3, 2015

I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative

Sometimes abbreviated as IWVMLTBEFTN or IWLTBEFTN, this is something you might say when your friends want to drag you into petty drama.

Originates from a July 18, 2016 tweet from Taylor Swift after Kim Kardashian posted a recording of a phone call between Swift and rapper Kanye West regarding the contents of his song "Famous".

I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since 2009

I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative by zaphod13 June 29, 2023

sexclude

Being excluded from sex or a sexual situation.

person 1 & 2: hahahaha
person 3: *walks up* whats so funny?
Person 1: *still laughing*
Person 2: *they just said this really funny joke.
Person 3: oh, I wanna hear.
Person 1: no, your to innocent. it's very inapropro.
Person 3: way to sexclude me.

sexclude by bgc1234321 October 19, 2013

seluded 

Being secluded, or scenic, spectacular

Embrace the Martian by Crookers: "No matter who else included, i'm seluded or a seluded area to have sex

seluded by T-Rack! October 23, 2009