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To 'scarrot': To masturbate furiously whilst blindfolded onto a spinning globe, then see where it takes you.
Benson: Did you hear about Tarquin?
Reginald: No
Benson: He scarroted and ended up in Bishkek
Reginald: Yikes!!!
scarrot by Tim Croft May 30, 2006
Related Words

scarrott 

A commonly used Brazilian word, meaning fit
Yo mate, You're so scarrott, its unbelievable
scarrott by James Bitowt June 24, 2008

connor scarrott 

A phrase used to describe the top roadman in your area. Often also used to describe a drug dealer who’s main activities include selling weed and being a top shagger
Watch out, there’s a Connor scarrott over there

Scarrottism

When someone believes that they are absolutely 100% certain that something is / is not about to happen and then (often immediately) the complete opposite happens. This is known as a "Scarrottism".

People who often do this are said to have a bad case of "Scarrottosis".
In the car "There's no way in hell she's going to get into that parking space!!! Oh, she's in..."

On the phone "If you think they're going to the answer the phone on a Sunday, you're insane!! Oh, hello..?"

Both of the above are examples of scarrottism.
Scarrottism by LiverAndOnions December 19, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022