sexburnation

The act of getting as much sex as you can before you go moths without it again (usually seen in long distance relationships)

Man I can't wait to see my girl gonna hit that til she leaves then its back to sexburnation for me

by lilspyder November 29, 2014

Sexbration

The act of inserting a vibrating device into ones anus or vagina to stimulate an orgasm.

Dude, last night I shoved my phone up my girls ass and kept calling it so it'd vibrate to cause a sexbration, funnny shit!

by currybomb July 29, 2010

Sexturbation

When you sext someone, and they don't respond, so you feel like you're talking to yourself, hence sexting yourself.

Why aren't you responding to my texts? This is more like sexturbation than sexting now.

by MsLizzie July 24, 2011

sexernation

Similar to hibernation, but referring to the lack of sex.

During winter, I'm in sexernation and that's why I don't shave.

by gtreetop January 13, 2011

masturbasex aka sexturbation

masturbasex /mæstɚbəsɛks/ MASS-TUR-BUH-SEKS* (/mæstəbəsɛks/ MASS-TU-BUH-SEKS if you have a non-rhotic dialect)
noun • fictional

Sexual intercourse while masturbating

Etymology:
Masturbation; wanking (British)
Sex; sexual intercourse

jack and sabrina are having sex
Sabrina: "Uuuuh you know how masturbasex aka sexturbation, sex while masturbating, works?"
Jack: "Nope."
Sabrina: "While having sex, you can masturbate in any part of the penis with exception of the part that you're fucking"
Jack: "Imma try it"
starts to try
Jack: "aaaaaaaaah, i feel sooooo good!"
You: "wtf"
Jack: "lol he's reacting like 'whaaat' to our funny masturbasex"
Sabrina: "did yo0o0o0ou just BROKE thth-the forth wall, yah ... yah GOD-FUCKING-DAMN IDIOT!!"
Sabrina explodes
Jack: "what??????????????????????????????????!!!!"
You: "0_0" (actually maybe something more like 'lmao-bruh!!')

by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem December 28, 2021