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The state of exhaustion that occurs after intense intercourse.

Matt: OMG I feel like I just came out my brain. I'm so fucking exhausted right now, you have no idea.

Jenny: No you're not, you're sexausted. See what I did there?

sexausted by Matt&Jenny January 9, 2008

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sexhausted

When one has engaged in copulation for so long that they become exhausted. This may be in a few seconds for fat folk, or considerably longer for the Olympians out there

Girl: Can't we go again? Just for 5 more minutes?

Guy: Sorry Baby, I'm sexhausted. Wake me up in a few hours with a bacon sandwich to replenish my strength, then we'll talk.

sexhausted by gonzo89cb April 2, 2010

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sexhausted

The immediate feeling of fatigue following sex, especially really amazing sex.

"Wow, that was sexhausting. Wanna smoke a cigarette?"

"I was gonna make him a sandwich afterwards but we were both way too sexhausted."

sexhausted by acantakeheron November 7, 2011

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sexhausted

when you're tired from sex

I just sexed, so now I'm sexhausted.

sexhausted by dirty_jimmy October 24, 2013

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sexhausted

(n) state of exhaustion due to copious amounts of sexual activity.

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i can't make it out tonight; i'm sexhausted.

sexhausted by Lfrey May 5, 2006

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exausted

to be tired and or sleepy after having a long day.

i worked all day and i am exausted.

exausted by rosieboo January 23, 2009

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sexhausted

hittin' the skins til they sore.

Samantha: "I don't know if I can take anymore of this"

Amy: "what's going on, everything OK?"

Samantha: "Yeah, but Dean has been keeping me up all night for the past 4 days. I'm sexhausted!"

Amy: "Don't even try it, you expect me to feel sorry for you? I've got cobwebs down south"

sexhausted by DDMMTT January 19, 2011

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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