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Sexican Standoff 

A stalemate between you and your significant other when you both want to have sex, but neither wants to do all the work.
My husband and I wanted to have sex last night, but we were both too tired. It was a serious Sexican Standoff.
Sexican Standoff by Amarillo Bird August 25, 2013
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Sexicans 

An ethnic group of extremely attractive Mexicans; usually a member from Pierce the Veil
Girl 1: *sees Sexican walk by* Fuego <3
Girl 2: VIC, JAIME, TONY, AND MIKE ASdfsjibkn;
Girl 1: *sighs* Sexicans are too attractive for earth
Sexicans by baconlicker December 11, 2013
person 1: that band pierce the veil is sexy
person 2: duh, they're sexicans
Sexican by pierxetheveil March 29, 2015
Noun
1) of or relating to one's sexual repertoire
2) vocabulary used during sex
1) The "backward cowgirl" position was a staple in her sexicon.

2) His sexicon was quite limited, it pretty much included only "oh baby" and "yes, yes, yes."
A portmanteau of the words sexy and ethnicity used to describe an undefinable trait of women of exotic origins and exotic genetic mixes who define conventional explanation. Who possess a je ne sais quoi. Often measured in terms of spice as compared to the local cuisine.
That girl's part thai and lataina, wow, she has that sexnicity. i.e. Padma Lakshmi
sexnicity by beachnut February 3, 2010

Sexducation 

1. Proof that knowledge is power !

2. In dept education on philosophy of sexual ecstasy( to Not to be confused with the average sex education.This is the teachings of the holy bible of love (Kamasutra) and the Tantric arts.

3. The magic that can turn a penis into the mightiest sword

4. A reason for you to get your morning exercise on bed

4.The reason i am getting laid and you are not

5. Knowledge that can evoke passion that burns like a 1000 suns

6. The reason your dad still has his spark

7. Passionate for both just cannot get any better than this !

8. The best way to taste a piece of heaven on earth

9. The best way to achieve a Dayagasm (ultimate orgasm)
Master Yoda:Master the art sexducation and get laid again i will.

The Sith: it reveals a hidden side of the force.

Guy 1: i got 6 packs through having longer and more frequent sex after earning a PhD in sexducation.

Grandpa: yeah ! i am young again :D

Lady: i used to have 5 meals a day but now i have 5 males a day
Sexducation by zingeraddict September 29, 2011