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willing to do ne thing without a drink or stoned and wont give it a second thought

kyle-are you drunk or stoned
Chelsey-no
kyle-how bout anal?
Chelsey-shure y not!

sex puppet by robby & kyle June 12, 2004

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Sex Puppet

A person you can fuck whenever you want

Johnny has so many sex puppets, he can get laid whenever he wants.

Sex Puppet by Thesster September 19, 2021

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puppet sex

when your girlfriend gives you a hand job wearing a sock on her hand.

we was watching that muppet show when my girl put a sock on her hand and gave me Puppet sex!!!

puppet sex by headpoet April 13, 2016

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sexpuppet

someone that does every sexual desire you may have during intercourse.

Man that chic was a total sexpuppet last night.

sexpuppet by jeremy sandifer February 15, 2009

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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