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When you compete to see who is the best sex partner. (Like a bake off, but with sex)
She's with that bitch?? I'll challenge her to a sex off and we'll see who's best in the sack.
sex off by kategorical July 31, 2006
Words you can keep
When you’re in a competition to see who’s the best at fucking
Guy vs Guy Dick vs Dick oh first guy has a bigger Dick he wins the sex off
Sex off by Dubiks December 25, 2018

Walk-off Sex 

The act of leaving immediately after orgasm. Commonly occurs after bad sex.
I couldn't stand that skank from last night, but I guess she was worthy of Walk-off Sex.
Walk-off Sex by griffbeats August 11, 2009

Drunk Off Sex 

When the epussy is so good that you literally are drunk
"aye im a silly guy who is drunk off sex"
Drunk Off Sex by Yana Waddie October 10, 2025

Off Chops Sex

Having sex when under the influence of drugs. Usually very messy and lasts several hours due to ecky doodle.
"I'm sore from that off chops sex"

"how good is off chops sex"
Off Chops Sex by poo_bum_bum August 4, 2008

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap 

my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!
Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap is WEIRD!!!

sex offender shuffle 

The state of Florida Has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood. You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the Sex offender shuffle
The state of Florida Has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood. You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the Sex offender shuffle
sex offender shuffle by sethmad October 1, 2020
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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