sex baby

A midget who shaves his or her whole body and then has sex. Diaper is optional.

Ah, see that little person there with the shaved body? That's probably a sex baby!

by rap bastardz August 6, 2009

Baby sex

A male and female baby having sex

My son and her had baby sex, as he was 3 and she was 2

by SuperCum November 7, 2019

baby dyke sex rays

The mysterious inborn quantum-like power baby dykes have to project sexuality instantaneously over any distance.

Baby dyke sex rays can be transmitted in person, over the telephone, via text message, via email, regular post, or even - some would argue - thought itself. The transmission of the sex rays may be intentional or accidental on the part of the baby dyke.

Upon striking most any more mature / experienced lesbian, the sex rays have the effect of an profoundly potent aphrodesiac, and can also foster feelings of protectiveness, friendship, and love.

It should be noted that while some very few lesbians are almost completely immune, most are not, and will usually succumb to the sex rays eventually whether they want to or not.

Dyke 1: I'm going out with Jessica later.
Dyke 2: Dude... She's like 19!!
Dyke 1: I know... I know... She got me with the baby dyke sex rays!

by Honor January 20, 2006

baby bird sex

When a girl gives you a blow job and you pull her head back, throw up in her mouth and proceed to face fuck her until she yacks all over your shit.

Man, I had baby bird sex last night in the bathroom at Dennys, it was awesome!!!!!

by Sam and Chris January 23, 2007