I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Sex is like card games; if ur not patient u should have a good hand
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Sex is like card games; if ur not patient u should have a good hand
by TheSexDictionary June 8, 2007
What the world is addicted to.
You have sex, I have sex, she have sex, he have sex, they have sex and we are have sex. Yes. Its very sexy
by why ya reading this June 18, 2008
by KHAYOS January 21, 2008
I walked out of the locker room after my soccer game. I was the last to leave because I didn't take the bus and drove home. As I left, I was surprised to meet my boyfriend, Jake, after his soccer game. "Not riding the bus?" "Nah, I'm walking home" Not letting him walk home in the rain, I told him to come with me. As I sat in the driver's seat turning on the ignition, Jake put his hand on my thigh. We leaned close together and began to kiss. We frenched and our tongues explored each other's mouths.
Knowing what was going to happen next, we climbed into the back and quickly undressed. He gave me a devilish smirk and pulled a condom out of his bag. I told him to wait and grabbed his 8-inch cock with both hands, feeling it harden up. He began to moan my name 'Kayla, oh baby, yeah'. We layed on the back seat and he slipped the condom on. He continued to french and he massaged my boobs, and soon stopped kissing to suck on the tits.
Finally, Jake slid his dick into my vagina. I moaned and he repeatedly thrust it in. He moved faster and pushed more in. 'Jake, get more in, I know you can!' He listened and had almost his whole cock in. It felt so good. We eventually stopped and quickly redressed. I drove him home and he promised me more later. I came home late, and told my mom I got stuck in traffic and told her I give a friend a ride, when I really rode a friend. Amazing sex ;)
Knowing what was going to happen next, we climbed into the back and quickly undressed. He gave me a devilish smirk and pulled a condom out of his bag. I told him to wait and grabbed his 8-inch cock with both hands, feeling it harden up. He began to moan my name 'Kayla, oh baby, yeah'. We layed on the back seat and he slipped the condom on. He continued to french and he massaged my boobs, and soon stopped kissing to suck on the tits.
Finally, Jake slid his dick into my vagina. I moaned and he repeatedly thrust it in. He moved faster and pushed more in. 'Jake, get more in, I know you can!' He listened and had almost his whole cock in. It felt so good. We eventually stopped and quickly redressed. I drove him home and he promised me more later. I came home late, and told my mom I got stuck in traffic and told her I give a friend a ride, when I really rode a friend. Amazing sex ;)
by Sex-ay Slut November 14, 2011
When a Dick is slid inside of a pussy.
One night I decided to go clubbing with a few of my friends. We were drinking and having so much fun flirting with guys. One guy came up to the 4 of us and said do you want to go home with me? My friends comment was arent we too much for you, and we all laughed. And he said well pick some other guys then. I decided to have the rule only if your willing to fuck one yourself. Well then he said as long as I get to fuck all three of you.
So we went and found another guy willing to join in on our party. We left the club and went back to courney's place.
He got everyone a drink and said well hows this going to go down. I made the comment and said the more you 2 do together we'll do together and to you guys. When the guy(jason) started sucking the other guy (trever) I was like thats enough no further please. Who really wants to see a guy have sex.. LoL
Well courtney and Tiffany and I were already stripped and sitting next to eachother rubbing eachothers pussy's. Jason went to tiffany and Trever came over to me and courtney. we both nealt down and sucked his dick...he was very hard and big at that I would say about 8 or 9 inches. I stopped liking and sucking his dick and went down and layed on the floor and started licking courts pussy. the room was full of moans and groans. The sound was enough to keep making me hornier.
Jason and tiff came over to join us in our party and jason got on top of me and slid his hard shaft inside of me I was screaming and biting at courtneys clit. I had 2 orgasims before jason go off inside me letting of warm juices. he got up and I seen courtney went to his dick and started sucking it and tiffany came to me and licked the cum out of my wet juicy pussy. In the end we all got fucked a couple times that nite by eachother and by two hot and hard men..we got their numbers and every so often we all get together and have an orgi party
One night I decided to go clubbing with a few of my friends. We were drinking and having so much fun flirting with guys. One guy came up to the 4 of us and said do you want to go home with me? My friends comment was arent we too much for you, and we all laughed. And he said well pick some other guys then. I decided to have the rule only if your willing to fuck one yourself. Well then he said as long as I get to fuck all three of you.
So we went and found another guy willing to join in on our party. We left the club and went back to courney's place.
He got everyone a drink and said well hows this going to go down. I made the comment and said the more you 2 do together we'll do together and to you guys. When the guy(jason) started sucking the other guy (trever) I was like thats enough no further please. Who really wants to see a guy have sex.. LoL
Well courtney and Tiffany and I were already stripped and sitting next to eachother rubbing eachothers pussy's. Jason went to tiffany and Trever came over to me and courtney. we both nealt down and sucked his dick...he was very hard and big at that I would say about 8 or 9 inches. I stopped liking and sucking his dick and went down and layed on the floor and started licking courts pussy. the room was full of moans and groans. The sound was enough to keep making me hornier.
Jason and tiff came over to join us in our party and jason got on top of me and slid his hard shaft inside of me I was screaming and biting at courtneys clit. I had 2 orgasims before jason go off inside me letting of warm juices. he got up and I seen courtney went to his dick and started sucking it and tiffany came to me and licked the cum out of my wet juicy pussy. In the end we all got fucked a couple times that nite by eachother and by two hot and hard men..we got their numbers and every so often we all get together and have an orgi party
by Sexy Bi July 16, 2008
I came to my apartment. "Jessie, I'm Home!"
"Good." He said. I still could not see him.
"Were are you sweetie"
"In the bedroom."
This was weird. He NEVER was in the bedroom.
I went upstairs.
"Oh my Gosh!"
There he was, sitting on the bed naked with only some very tight speedo's on. His cock was beating against the fabric just dying to get out of it.
"I know you want to, I'm already hard, i watched some porn until you came home so that i would be."
"Well I cant object to that." My voice suductive and i was very horny
"Then come and join me."
He put the porn back on. i couldnt take it, i wanted to fuck him so hard. i began to undress, slowly. He looked at me while i was unbuttoning my blouse.
"So you caught on huh?"
"Oh yes i did. Keep this on, i want you to get rock hard."
I got everything off. he was still there, watching the porn.
I pushed him onto the bed and slipped my hand into his speedos, giving him a hand job. He began to moan, then screaming with joy when i started the blowjob.
"i never knew that you were so good Christina!"
"I never knew that you had such a big cock."
It was 10 inches. He could not take it. He pushed my hed harder against him.
He was so hard. i wanted to make him wait though. I flicked the gentle tip of his cockhead with my tongue. then u got up. positioned his cock up wards and began to ride. My hormones were raging. i made him in control and flipped us over.
"HARDER.. FASTER... I KNOW THAT YOU CAN GO FASTER.... HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!" i was screaming so loud.
"You want harder, ill give you harder."
He rammed in all of his 10 inches. I gasped and almost screamed with joy. Then we began to 69 each other. he took some shots at my clit and I was stroking his dick. Then i started to massage it, fluttered his balls and more. I remembered that i had some lotion in my drawers, i opened one since it was right next to me. I began to rub his 9 Inch cock. It curved up wanting more.
"You want more?"
"Yes, plese, please." then he started to moan again. I rubbed harder and faster. his cock was so hard. Part of the reason that i did this was so that his cock would go in much faster.
Then we started to fuck each other again. this went on for about and hour or so until i had had enough. i got up and started to rub my hairless pussy on his chest. hen he stood up, pushed me down and made me deep throat him he got all of his 10 inches in there. i couldnt stop myself, i started to bite him hard
"WHAT THE FUCK, HARDER HARDER!" he was screaming with joy. i wanted to make him wait again. i took out his cock and started to suck on both of his balls. after, we fell asleep. BEST SEX EVER!
"Good." He said. I still could not see him.
"Were are you sweetie"
"In the bedroom."
This was weird. He NEVER was in the bedroom.
I went upstairs.
"Oh my Gosh!"
There he was, sitting on the bed naked with only some very tight speedo's on. His cock was beating against the fabric just dying to get out of it.
"I know you want to, I'm already hard, i watched some porn until you came home so that i would be."
"Well I cant object to that." My voice suductive and i was very horny
"Then come and join me."
He put the porn back on. i couldnt take it, i wanted to fuck him so hard. i began to undress, slowly. He looked at me while i was unbuttoning my blouse.
"So you caught on huh?"
"Oh yes i did. Keep this on, i want you to get rock hard."
I got everything off. he was still there, watching the porn.
I pushed him onto the bed and slipped my hand into his speedos, giving him a hand job. He began to moan, then screaming with joy when i started the blowjob.
"i never knew that you were so good Christina!"
"I never knew that you had such a big cock."
It was 10 inches. He could not take it. He pushed my hed harder against him.
He was so hard. i wanted to make him wait though. I flicked the gentle tip of his cockhead with my tongue. then u got up. positioned his cock up wards and began to ride. My hormones were raging. i made him in control and flipped us over.
"HARDER.. FASTER... I KNOW THAT YOU CAN GO FASTER.... HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!" i was screaming so loud.
"You want harder, ill give you harder."
He rammed in all of his 10 inches. I gasped and almost screamed with joy. Then we began to 69 each other. he took some shots at my clit and I was stroking his dick. Then i started to massage it, fluttered his balls and more. I remembered that i had some lotion in my drawers, i opened one since it was right next to me. I began to rub his 9 Inch cock. It curved up wanting more.
"You want more?"
"Yes, plese, please." then he started to moan again. I rubbed harder and faster. his cock was so hard. Part of the reason that i did this was so that his cock would go in much faster.
Then we started to fuck each other again. this went on for about and hour or so until i had had enough. i got up and started to rub my hairless pussy on his chest. hen he stood up, pushed me down and made me deep throat him he got all of his 10 inches in there. i couldnt stop myself, i started to bite him hard
"WHAT THE FUCK, HARDER HARDER!" he was screaming with joy. i wanted to make him wait again. i took out his cock and started to suck on both of his balls. after, we fell asleep. BEST SEX EVER!
by Ummm... My Defenition May 29, 2009
I went home to find my girlfriend Kylie wearing nothing and lying on the couch. She stuck her hand down my pants as I got hard and led me to my room, we started kissing passionately and she took my clothes revealing my 9" cock and moaned. I got on top of her and stuck my cock in her pussy and had sex all night long.
by U2fan November 6, 2010