Speedo Sailing

When a male and/or males receive oral sex from an anonymous person's father, then proceed to buy plane tickets to Finland.

"Dude I'm tired of school, need to get off, and would like to travel, lets go speedo sailing

by Overdose of Tums January 12, 2011

speedo spider

The little creeper hairs that appear around the edges of a swimsuit worn by someone not groomed

I was gonna hit on that babe, then I got a glimpse of some truly awful Speedo spiders. Definitely not into the bearded taco.

by chime57 November 3, 2010

Speedo Smuggler

You ever see 2 record holding watermelons next to each other?... Imagine it, now put that on the backside of someone on my 600 pound life.... Now put a Speedo on it. Voila!! Hope you have enough bleach for that image!

Damn!! Yo momma a straight Speedo Smuggler! You lucky you didn't get squished on exit bro.

by RichTheRedn3ck August 28, 2024

Sonic's Hi Speed Shoes

Sonic's Hi Speed Shoes are Soap Shoes. They first appeared in Sonic Adventure 2. The reason of their inclusion was to advertise the Soap brand at the time. And because of the grinding mechanic. Sonic wears them. They later appeared in Sonic Forces, as an unlockable item for the Avatar.

Sonic's Hi Speed Shoes made Sonic really cool in SA2.

by memesgalore05464 December 25, 2017

high speed dsl's

1) exceeding dsls and dial up at an exceedingly high rate.

2) having dsls and performing filatio at an excedingly high speed

Sharky's high speed dsl's left my shaft soft and flacid

by shaddy July 16, 2006

G-D's Speed`~`Run

G-D's Speed`~`Run

G-D's Speed`~`Run

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

Caviar at fish stick prices on McDonald's speed

The sentence expresses incredulity about whether someone expects to receive high-quality service comparable to the price of caviar (luxury) but delivered as quickly as service at McDonald's (known for fast food).

Do they expect services like Caviar at fish stick prices on McDonald's speed?! - Gilfoyle

by C.Gilfoyle July 3, 2024