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sewed up 

"and i got this sewed up." Fetty Wap - 679
sewed up by franklinhead August 29, 2015

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire 

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.
"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire

A poor design or something that is in bad shape.
That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!

bulls ass sewed up with a grape vine 

a very old fashioned way of saying half ass. when you do something with no consideration for how it is done.
That Shit Looks Like A Bulls Ass Sewed Up With A Grape Vine

got that sewed up 

The absolute guarantee that you're going to get laid.
Jerome got that sewed up with janice tonight.

sowed up 

To dominate, or reign superior to. "To have on lock down"
"Purple drank imma pour up, got the rap game sowed up. They see my grill, they like hold up. Invisible set? Princess cuts!"

- Mike Jones, "Sowed Up" RMX
sowed up by Mays June 23, 2005