serviette

Canadian-speak for napkin. usu. white paper pulp.

"Pass me some serviettes, eh? I've got something on my hands."

by shitcharles June 22, 2009

Ass Serviette

The calculated or deliberate folding of toilette paper into a rectangular napkin, designed to ensure maximum fold usage and minimum breach, to be used after a bowel movement. Most commonly used to prevent shit stains.

"During my morning bowel movement I make an Ass Serviette to ensure maximum folds for maximum space usage".
"I hate it when the tp shreds so I make an Ass Serviette".

by Tristan Serviette August 05, 2011

human serviette

when you are wiping shit off your ass and you accidentally reach too far with the napkin, thus causing faeces to be wiped onto your hand.

Chads hand smells like shit, I wonder if he's been doing the human serviette.

by Smorf Lord October 23, 2019

serviette

A slang among lgbtq+ refers to beard lovers. Pogonophile.

"You're clean shaven. You're not my type. I'm a serviette.

by ADamDryx June 05, 2022