serviette

Canadian-speak for napkin. usu. white paper pulp.

"Pass me some serviettes, eh? I've got something on my hands."

by shitcharles June 22, 2009

serviette

A slang among lgbtq+ refers to beard lovers. Pogonophile.

"You're clean shaven. You're not my type. I'm a serviette.

by ADamDryx June 5, 2022

Ass Serviette

The calculated or deliberate folding of toilette paper into a rectangular napkin, designed to ensure maximum fold usage and minimum breach, to be used after a bowel movement. Most commonly used to prevent shit stains.

"During my morning bowel movement I make an Ass Serviette to ensure maximum folds for maximum space usage".
"I hate it when the tp shreds so I make an Ass Serviette".

by Tristan Serviette August 5, 2011

human serviette

when you are wiping shit off your ass and you accidentally reach too far with the napkin, thus causing faeces to be wiped onto your hand.

Chads hand smells like shit, I wonder if he's been doing the human serviette.

by Smorf Lord October 23, 2019

servite high school

all boys high-school in Anaheim, California. i cant feel anymore

im from servite high school

by turntablemonkey January 11, 2021

servite

An all boys Catholic school in SoCal where young boy are supposedly turned into “men”. They are known for sports and shaving their heads. Boys who attend Servite either have discipline problems or have social problems with females.

girl 1: wait he goes to servite? and youre still talking to him wth!!
girl 2: yeah he cheated on a bunch of girls but i think he can change!

by abunchofangrygirls January 11, 2021

servite

Located in Perth, WA, Servite College is well known as the worst school of it's type. Despite the fact that it is private, the school itself has the smallest budget in the world, thus not providing it's students with adequate facilities, or even a worthwhile education. The school lacks a pool or even an oval, which reflects on the schools lack of sporting achievement. Early 2009 the school decided to knock a frequently used building down, which of course left the students with nowhere to run around. It even left the school without classrooms, with many of the classes being held outside, even when raining.

The school is often nicknamed 'shitvite', 'slutvite', 'crapvite'. There are absolutely no students there who actually like the school, and it is well known around Perth to be poor and terrible. The abilities of the teachers are very small, having a variety of teachers who expect students to teach themselves.

The school cannot afford anything, and is a lot worse than many public schools. They cannot contol the kids or provide them with opportunities, classrooms, education or worthwhile programmes.

a frequently heard quote is:
'omg you go to servite? i feel so sorry for you! that school seriously is so bad.'

by luckylocky January 8, 2010