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Ass Serviette
The calculated or deliberate folding of toilette paper into a rectangular napkin, designed to ensure maximum fold usage and minimum breach, to be used after a bowel movement. Most commonly used to prevent shit stains.
"During my morning bowel movement I make an Ass Serviette to ensure maximum folds for maximum space usage".
"I hate it when the tp shreds so I make an Ass Serviette".
"I hate it when the tp shreds so I make an Ass Serviette".
Ass Serviette by Tristan Serviette August 5, 2011
human serviette
when you are wiping shit off your ass and you accidentally reach too far with the napkin, thus causing faeces to be wiped onto your hand.
human serviette by Smorf Lord October 23, 2019
servite high school
servite high school by turntablemonkey January 11, 2021
servite
An all boys Catholic school in SoCal where young boy are supposedly turned into “men”. They are known for sports and shaving their heads. Boys who attend Servite either have discipline problems or have social problems with females.
girl 1: wait he goes to servite? and youre still talking to him wth!!
girl 2: yeah he cheated on a bunch of girls but i think he can change!
girl 2: yeah he cheated on a bunch of girls but i think he can change!
servite by abunchofangrygirls January 11, 2021
servite
Located in Perth, WA, Servite College is well known as the worst school of it's type. Despite the fact that it is private, the school itself has the smallest budget in the world, thus not providing it's students with adequate facilities, or even a worthwhile education. The school lacks a pool or even an oval, which reflects on the schools lack of sporting achievement. Early 2009 the school decided to knock a frequently used building down, which of course left the students with nowhere to run around. It even left the school without classrooms, with many of the classes being held outside, even when raining.
The school is often nicknamed 'shitvite', 'slutvite', 'crapvite'. There are absolutely no students there who actually like the school, and it is well known around Perth to be poor and terrible. The abilities of the teachers are very small, having a variety of teachers who expect students to teach themselves.
The school cannot afford anything, and is a lot worse than many public schools. They cannot contol the kids or provide them with opportunities, classrooms, education or worthwhile programmes.
The school is often nicknamed 'shitvite', 'slutvite', 'crapvite'. There are absolutely no students there who actually like the school, and it is well known around Perth to be poor and terrible. The abilities of the teachers are very small, having a variety of teachers who expect students to teach themselves.
The school cannot afford anything, and is a lot worse than many public schools. They cannot contol the kids or provide them with opportunities, classrooms, education or worthwhile programmes.
a frequently heard quote is:
'omg you go to servite? i feel so sorry for you! that school seriously is so bad.'
'omg you go to servite? i feel so sorry for you! that school seriously is so bad.'
servite by luckylocky January 8, 2010
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
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2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
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