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sexretive 

a person very sexual; tease; charming and seductive but not vocal.
person1: what did you do on valentines day? you are very secretive.
person2: I am only sexretive, went out for dinner with a girl.
sexretive by abdsea February 16, 2009

Secretive Plotter

From Omniscient Reader's viewpoint.

The great Plotter that crawls from nothing.
You will never know who Secretive Plotter is

Secretive caio 

a secretive caio is a person who is a man whore that does his ways in private and no one knows, he fucks with multiple girls at a time but never dates them or wants people finding out
“Wow he is such a secretive caio, i heard he fucked with becky and jessica at the same time!”
Secretive caio by Phishfoodlover9 February 25, 2018

secretive 

Being mean
Dave is being secretive about a show!!!
secretive by Summer heat February 14, 2018

secretive crust 

the crusty goop that lies within the anus cheeks of a dirty mexican. its secretive because nobody talks about the crust.
girl, i was in the middle of fucking him and i realized he had some secretive crust all up in his ass.
secretive crust by uncapher25 March 24, 2012

SecretiveYannis17 

Dumbass cant spell junglebook smhhh and is s fucking simp to fatima
SecretiveYannis17 is a simp for fatima
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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