sengel 

the best surname ever

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sengel by HalalBacon November 27, 2020

sengel 

best surname ever

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sengel by HalalBacon November 27, 2020

fuck senseless

To fuck senseless. To leave your sexual partner utterly spent, exhausted, satiated to and beyond what they expected.

How did he fuck her? Fuck senseless.

fuck senseless by Recent Convert November 6, 2013

Shengeleng 

1. to have the desire to fuck or bang someone very hard

2. a word you yell when you see someone who is hot/attractive/fuckable

1. Dude! have you seen that chick in the club? I wanna sjengeleng her!

2. *hot person walks by* "wow.... SHENGELENG!"

Shengeleng by helloooooosunshine April 23, 2011

Spengel 

To masturbate in an event where there are only males participating. During the masturbation, the person is caught by another group of males. The person then makes lies and says he was doing something else, such as packing a tin. This is usually done in a bathroom stall.

"Dude, why is everyone making fun of Steven?"-John
"Dude, he was caught spengeling!"-Mark
"Ew!"-John

Spengel by Marky Dubz October 31, 2009

Jason Segel

Actor/Screenwriter, 29 years old.
Began career on the tv show "Freaks and Geeks" playing Nick. Currently stars in the NBC hit "How I met your Mother" as Marshall.
Featured in a handful of tv shows and movies such as "Knocked Up" but is best known for his leading role in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall". Segel also wrote the screenplay. He has said in interviews that he based his 10 years of hapless dating when writing FSM. You can catch his most recent film "I love you, Man" now. He is also writing Disney's the new Muppet movie. He likes to play with muppets. He also can play the piano and composed some of the soundtrack for Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Jason is an extremely talented dude. And while his career is on FIRE he comes across as humble, lovable and genuine in interviews. He is a present day "every man" . He claims to not be very successful when it comes to dating and has even used real life heart beaks in his work. He has a very large fan base of women who think he is dreamy.

He dated ER actress, Linda Cardellini from 2001-2006. He was seen several times with Drew Barrymore in 2008. And there was some speculation about Evan Rachel Wood when photos surfaced. He is currently "painfully single" (as of April 2009)

Jason was raised in the Pacific Palisades of CA. He has a older brother, Adam, who is 4 years older and a younger sister named Alison (Ali) who is 6 years his junior. His Father is a successful corporate attorney and his mother is a home maker.

Jason enjoys Muppet's, drinking, music, basketball, comedy and women

Jason Segel is today's version of Jimmy Stewart.

Jason Segel by millymoo303 April 8, 2009

senseless violence 

Violence whose sense fails to accord with your political ideology.

Vice President Mike Pence tweeted about the "senseless violence" in Las Vegas.

senseless violence by Dictionnaire Diabolique October 2, 2017