Selar 

The epitome of intelligence. Smart, Sharp minded, Bright but can be mean at times, she always manages to make one's day better with words. Loves her family to bits. loyal. Her personality and passion for life are so evident. A personality that radiates Positivity. Everyone needs a Selar in their lives.

Person 1: "Hey, do you know Selar?"
Person 2: "Of Course, she's great... she's just sooo bad at wordle"

Selar by SaFunny February 26, 2022

Selar 

She is the epitome of Intelligence. Smart, sharp minded, bright though she can be mean at times. Her personality and passion for life are so evident; she lights up every room. Her love for her family and the things she loves is unmatched. Special person.

Person 1: "do you know Selar?"
Person 2: "Yes I do, she's a great person though she's so bad at Wordle"

Selar by SaFunny February 26, 2022

Selar 

Please stop living

Hey guys it's me selar im a dumbass

Selar by Jfawip December 9, 2022

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary 

When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.

Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019

Searchency 

The root word to search means to look through, to examine, to analyze and even to locate certain items - in a file, a database or a text. The origin of the word search can be traced back to the latin circāre that means to go round. The suffix –ency can denote an act of doing something, a state or a condition. So the meaning of the word searchency can be described as an act of search that finds favourable conditions for attaining its end. Another hypothesis as to the origin of this word is that it derives from the clipping of the two words making up the combination search transparency.

Here are some instances of its use in modern English:
1. It is not that all search engines can ensure real searchency.
2. The question of the searchency principle is very important.
3. It is still not the real searchency we need.
4. The user can doubt the searchency principle of some popular search engines.

Searchency by carsgonecanada January 6, 2012

why am i searching this up 

Idk why are you searching this up

You are clearly bored and don't know what to search so I put this just to say I defined this first BTW why the fuck are you reading this? And why am i searching this up?

why am i searching this up by Nobody reads this June 4, 2018

Salard 

Salard. sal-lahrd noun. A salad that has ceased to be healthy after applying fat-laden toppings.

"After I put bacon bits, cheese, and a half a cup of ranch on my lettuce, I indulged in the best salard that ever existed. Now I need a nap."

Salard by arfawesome January 10, 2014