seltzerholic

Somebody who is addicted to seltzer

Shortly after Jeremy's uncle died, Jeremy became a seltzerholic

by melikeseltzer December 22, 2020

Seltzaholic

An individual suffering from seltzaholism. Seltzaholism is a disorder characterized by the excessive consumption of and dependence on seltzer, leading to impaired social and vocational functioning, and the development of withdrawal symptoms upon reduced intake.

After years of maladaptive seltzer consumption, the seltzaholic succumbed to effervescence of the liver.

Desperate for a fix, the seltzaholics arm-wrestled over the last bottle of grapefruit seltzer.

by Sharks V. Neti April 21, 2009

Shelterholic

Similar to a Renthead, a Shelterholic is someone who is a huge fan of the 2007 here! Film, Shelter. Symptoms include watching Shelter repeatedly, feeling a deep personal connection to the fictional characters on the screen and knowing the soundtrack by heart. Extreme Shelterholism may result in sufferers spending hours on message boards analyzing movie details, daydreaming about being one of the gorgeous leads or feeling depressed about not finding the love of one's life as yet. Despite many attempts, a cure has not yet been found.

I cannot believe that I'm late to work for the second day in a row. I stayed up watching the BGLM over and over again last night. - I'm such a Shelterholic!

by Pink Gucci Suit February 18, 2010