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a professional writer / derived from Game of Thrones term 'sellsword': meaning a swordsperson for hire, or a mercenary
With this century’s escalation in postgraduate degrees, the number of wannabe sellpens has risen exponentially – but the amount of truly original works of fiction, not so much.
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selfpenetrator 

1. noun - a person who is so narcissistic that, if it were possible, would have sexual intercourse with themselves

2. verb - selfpenetrating - the act of being overly and unnecessarily narcissistic
1. (noun) Ronnie, who kisses his reflection in the mirror every morning after he dresses, is a complete selfpenetrator.

2. (verb.) Jenny is in the girls bathroom gazing at herself in the mirror, flipping her hair and puckering her lips and is other words selfpenetrating.
selfpenetrator by pandarex November 24, 2009
There are really no words.
Girl 1: Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt.
Becky: Oh, that's just Sellen.
Sellen by Anonymous November 22, 2004
Sellena

Sellena is the most incredible, stunning most perfect girlfriend ever, you will be very lucky to even see her face to face. She is kind, generous, incredibly intelligent, absolutely stunning (even though she says she isn't), and THE MOST PERFECT GIRLFRIEND IN THE WORLD.

Her smile will light up every room she happens to be in, and when you've touched her heart, she would do absolutely anything to make you happy.

If you're ever lucky enough to get a girl like Sellena, never ever let her go, and treat her well, because she will be the best thing that could ever happen to you.

One day, she will make an amazing mother and a brilliant wife. For an alternative definition, see 'perfection'.

Seeing her is like looking at the rarest, most perfect, most beautiful thing in the entire universe, losing her would be the worst thing ever and remember to treat her right and NEVER EVER LEAVE HER SIDE!

Sellena also knows how to have a good time! And always is outgoing and ready for what the day brings
I think I found the perfect one, Sellena.
Andy: Sellena looks amazing

Dan: Ik and I've got her for every second of my life :)
sellena by lilcakes November 24, 2021
You're lucky if you're friends with a Sellena.
sellena by elkyojin November 25, 2021
Someone you can rely on. A beautiful person and writer.
Get Sellena, she'll know what to do.
sellena by elkyojin November 25, 2021

Thomas Sellens

A Faggot that is in my class who is a midget and is horrible at school, work..... everything pretty much.
Your such a Thomas Sellens. or Your such a Sellens.
Thomas Sellens by Pmitr2 May 27, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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