adjective.
1: laid back nice guy. easy to get along with.

2: a mustache that looks like actor Tom Selleck's mustache
"I love that guy, he's so Selleck."

"His mustache is sick. He is rocking a killer Selleck!"
by saccomedybrian March 31, 2009
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A common euphemism for the "C-word". Used in polite company when the use of cunt is inappropriate.
"Oh no! I'm sorry Father O'Leary, it looks like we've run out of sausage rolls!"

"Nevermind my son, I think that fat old selleck ate them all."
by mikegloady November 06, 2006
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When an unshaven man gives a woman stubble burn after perfroming cunnilingus.
Joe needs to shave. He keeps giving me a Selleck, and it burns when I pee!
by Vegas & B-Daws June 18, 2004
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When a woman makes a mustache of vaginal juices on a man's upper lip after she fingers herself.
Judy pleasured herself and then gave Scott the selleck.
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To have sex with a child that does not yet have pubic hair
Jesus walked in to the nursery school and sellecked the most beautiful child in the room.
by KTOG February 16, 2004
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Is ones ability to ram their rod(deep throat, go balls deep) down their partners oral orafice while simultaneously placing their pubes on the upper lip of the receiver. This invasive procedure produces a beautiful mustache not unlike the most glorious one of all time held by the legendary Tom Selleck.
Just before I banged your mom I gave her the Tom Selleck and took a picture!
by Chris Langford May 15, 2007
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After a long night of drinking, a Slimy Selleck is the process of passing out on ones own toilet, and waking up with a neatly collected mustache made of pubes from the surrounding bathroom floor.
Man, I totally passed out last night baby faced, and woke up with a slimy Selleck.
by Slime Selleck April 24, 2020
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