Sexgiving, or Sexgiving Day, is a rare North American holiday, often celebrated but never talked about. It is a form of festival which centers around a sort of feast or smorgusboard of ass. The date and whereabouts of the first Sexgiving are unknown, sexgiving day is often plagued with doubt and fear.
When the Pilgrms landed on plymoth, they stepped over Malcom X and immediately stripped naked and began to donkey punch, jelly dounut, walk in closet, old iron side, hot rod carl, and jolly roger each other, oh and one man was given a polyp protector. He was not liked. This disgusting disply is now known as sexgiving. And the naked indians wept.
When the Pilgrms landed on plymoth, they stepped over Malcom X and immediately stripped naked and began to donkey punch, jelly dounut, walk in closet, old iron side, hot rod carl, and jolly roger each other, oh and one man was given a polyp protector. He was not liked. This disgusting disply is now known as sexgiving. And the naked indians wept.
Corporate Dildo "Hey where is the IT department?"
Corporate Tool "It's sexgiving"
Corporate Dildo "Is that like thanksgiving"
Corporate tool "no"
Corporate Tool "It's sexgiving"
Corporate Dildo "Is that like thanksgiving"
Corporate tool "no"
by stigmatic February 20, 2009
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Debbie: “OMG I love being choked to near death!!!”
Luke: “DEBBIE NO WAY!! I love choking people to near death!”
Debbie: “LUKE this is so sexciting. I can’t wait to be choked the fuck out!”
Luke: “DEBBIE NO WAY!! I love choking people to near death!”
Debbie: “LUKE this is so sexciting. I can’t wait to be choked the fuck out!”
by Clubpenguin August 23, 2019
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My second cousin Mary and I went to the ol' swimming hole for some fun and ended up having a sexciting wrastle in the shallows.
by RobotRob February 13, 2006
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Get the sexciting mug.Something that can be as exciting as sex. However, since so little compares, it's generally used as a sarcastic remark.
Joey: So what're you up to?
Nick: Ugh...doing the dishes
Joey: Well that's sexciting...
Nick: I know...
Nick: Ugh...doing the dishes
Joey: Well that's sexciting...
Nick: I know...
by beastlybeastiality March 23, 2010
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Ronnie: Totally, she's sexciting.
Amy: Look at those abs, those are so sexciting.
Sarah: I'd bone him.
Ronnie: Totally, she's sexciting.
Amy: Look at those abs, those are so sexciting.
Sarah: I'd bone him.
by cutiepie1097 January 11, 2011
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