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Self Sex 

What sad virgins who don't have a relationship, life or job do with the time they are pissing away. Usually they do it whilst watching porn.
Too busy having self sex there mate?
Self Sex by LordJenal August 28, 2022

Self Sex September

It happens before qualifying for No-Nut November and Destroy Dick December. A challenge where you must not have sex for 30 days, even gay sex, or have any pleasure with another.

The rules of Self Sex September are as follows:

- You may not have any sex with any person, male or female; you can't even masturbate to another person.
(Masturbating to another one, will have yourself considered out)

- You may not watch any porn within the 30 day period.

- You may not ejaculate

- You may not have sex in your dreams.

- You can only masturbate to yourself, and you can wear any sexy girl clothes in the process.

- And finally, you can't hug anyone, even a pillow.

This game is technically just, keeping your hands to yourself.

After you complete the game, refresh yourself, by having a girl cum into your mouth. Then have a one month break period, before you qualify for No Nut November and then Destroy Dick December
Woman: Hey honey, are you ready for some bum fun?
Man: Oh, what's on TV today?
Woman: How about Sling TV and Sex with Me?
Man: Sorry love, i'm having Self Sex September.
Woman: Oh, so you love yourself and you forget all about me? We're done!
Man: WAIT!!! I'LL HAVE YOU CUM IN MY ANUS TODAY.
Fails Self Sex September.
Self Sex September by LeilaSP February 10, 2019

Self hate sex 

When you ask a guy to hurt you, bite you, cut you, pull your hair, tie you up and throttle you but he does it like a bitch so you keep saying you want the fucking pain harder with the hair he eventually gets so angry he shocked you till you pass out.
Self hate sex yummy hit the stop won't lie.
Self hate sex by mennäperille December 18, 2019

self-sexual 

One who is attracted to their self.
One who engages in mirror sex
Damn, Amy is so self-sexual, she always flirts with herself in the mirror.
self-sexual by Honora July 7, 2006

Self-sexual 

Adjective; a person who is self-sexual is someone sexually attracted to oneself. Can be considered a sexuality, such as heterosexuality or homosexuality. This may entail flirting with oneself in the mirror or being turned on by naked pictures of oneself.

This also stems to plots of hentai or other porn, in which a person may clone oneself or encounter oneself from another dimension, and then engage in sexual intercourse with oneself. This is often considered homosexual or incest sexual, or a form of masturbation.
That girl is so self-sexual, she would have sex with herself if she could!

self sexualize

the act of sex where no partner is present. or if one is present, gratifying yourself with out physical aid from the partner.
I was bored and lonely last night so I chose to self sexualize for an hour till I fell asleep.