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when you invite someone to a social gathering and they make it seem like they will see what they can do about making it to make themselves seem more popular, even though you both know he/she has nothing else
Bill: hey man, comin to my party this saturday

Frank: well I dunno, i'll see if I can move my dinner with the pope but im not making any promises

Bill: A simple yes or no would of done you big self imporcunt, I don't care if your coming or not i'll still have fun... your a dildo.
by teh leet wAnkzor February 24, 2008
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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