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a woman who is employed as a secretary solely for the purpose of her employer banging her whenever and wherever he feels like it. May be construed as a chauvinistic interpretation of this once noble job (secretary; sorry ladies) in the days when e-mail and bosses who could type similarly did not exist. Modern examples of a sexetary may as well be any of the hot office women/slaves as portrayed on AMC's popular series "Mad Men."
Hey man, last night I just had to bang my sexetary silly against the file cabinet, and then on my desk.

And if you get hired here, we promise lots of options from which to select a suitable sexetary.

That girl may be dressed up like a desperate housewife for Halloween, but all I can think of is doing her as if she were my sexetary.
sexetary by Barnacle Bill November 1, 2009
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Czechoslovakian Occupational name for an Axeman. One bad ass family line.
Person 1: "that person is a Sekerak"

Person 2: "awesome!"
Sekerak by alaskagrown July 26, 2009

Skeetadon 

A dinosaur that is constantly ejaculating upon people.
As made popular by the Dark Heartz "Ya get skeeted on"
Person A: "I caught an odd looking dinosaur, and before I knew it I was covered in a white mess."

Person B: "Well I hate to say it, but it sounds like you got Skeetadon."
Skeetadon by SubSonicX January 4, 2009

skeetawomp 

To completely pwn someone.
Rofl, that newb just got skeetawomped.
skeetawomp by Craig Hummel November 29, 2004

senetance 

like a sentence, but much better and more truthful
cause thats a correct senetance XD
senetance by bush_it April 4, 2019

Sketamine 

This is the result of mixing a sket and ketamine. The lowest of the low. Used to describe to grimiest of skets when all other words fail.
That girls such a sketamine
Sketamine by therealjb November 22, 2010