segovia 

A typical Mexican name from Michuacan mexico

That girls a Segovia

segovia by Emma135 February 9, 2018

A Segovia

To be hit in the face by a large, double headed, black dildo causing a nose hemorrhage.

Everyone get out of the hot tub!!! Bryan just got a segovia and his nose is bleeding!

A Segovia by @_OTableFlippers November 14, 2011

andres segovia 

Spanish classical guitarist who is considered to be the father of classical guitar and one of the greatest guitarists of all times, if not the greatest.

Andres Segovia was simply amazing.

andres segovia by majav8 April 2, 2007

The Segovia 

Sexual, dirty, Mexican-invented act...helps neck pain when you eat out a girl for a long time.

Place palms of hands together, with fingers extended. Leave your pinky, pointer and thumb fingers extended and the rest folded.

Lick your pinkies for lubrication.

Stick pinkies in woman's anal cavity, you know for support.

With pointer fingers, separate the woman's pussy lips.

Rest your chin on your thimbs, and go to town.

Women love the anal stimulation and being eating out for a long period of time. Men love the neck support.

"Man, I was Chasity last night...and she wanted me to eat her out the whole night and she promised me, that she would let me bang her sister. So I used "THE SEGOVIA" and it got the job done."

The Segovia by Dirty Stache February 4, 2010

A Segovia

1. One who is taken over by an unknown law force when his radio sounds, even when engaging in an in-depth conversation.
2. One who resembles a wiggle, preferably the purple one.
3. One who thinks he's funny, although he's actually not.
4. One who has many plans, none of which will probably work.
5. One who's mexican influenced dog substitues for a child, and looks like a naked mole rat.
6. One who uses two last names, knowin s/he only got one.
7. One who needs to keep the pictures on their camera hidden.
8. One who dresses like a hippie, and wears tye-die & hemp to important meetings.
9.One who enjoys multi-colered polos.
10. One who is always there for you when needed, and shows much love and consideration, but is still busted.

" Hey Mr. Ben-Wilson, you need to keep a leash on your children, they're eating at my turnips... You're such A Segovia!"

" Someone's parked in my parking spot this morning!" "I need to consult the resident officer, in his office with the purple couch and his multi-colored polo on, maybe A Segovia."

A Segovia by Zapata Smith-Segovia October 4, 2006

juan segovia 

a man, generous in nature, willing to offer accommodation to weary travelers. Others suspect him of the ill-intent,
fingering of B-holes

I'm not sure of Juan segovia's invitation to hempfest

juan segovia by Smokybologna June 1, 2022

segocia 

Irish term of endearment for a kind hearted loved one

me aul segocia

segocia by littlest_hobo July 24, 2009