seecus

an attention seeker

brooke is low key a seecus if you get to know her.

by eushdn May 9, 2019

specusation

Combination of speculation and accusation. Accusing someone based on a made-up story.

Jenny - What happened last night, you didn't call. You were probably out with another woman, right?
Jacob - Hey stop with the specusation, I left my phone at work, OK?

by sporadicus December 5, 2013

Sexcuse article

The act of 'accidentally' forgetting an article of clothing or object to give yourself a reason to come back to someone's place and fuck.

When Jeremy left his hat at her house, she was convinced that it was a sexcuse article. This was proven a fact when he asked to come over to collect his hat because he wanted a bootycall.

by josefiend July 9, 2011

Seefus

Marijuana, Pot, Dope, Chit - Cannabis Sativa; the dried leaves and flowering tops of the pistillate hemp plant that yield THC and are smoked in cigarettes for their intoxicating effect -- compare BHANG, CANNABIS, HASHISH

I smoked some badass Seefus the other day with my boy J.K.!

by Eric Bizzle November 16, 2006

Sexcuse

The excuse you give to go fuck.

While visiting my parents, Jeff and I usually use the sexcuse of needing a gallon of milk from the grocery store. That gets us out of the house long enough for a quicky in the backseat of the car.

by Kate Charlton October 18, 2008

Seepus

a night involving homosexual and homoerotic behavior and or tendencies

Yooo Bobby, it was a seepus night last night. I heard Josiah and Douglas had unprotected anal sex

by Seepusmaster_69 December 29, 2022

Sexcuse

An excuse a woman makes to avoid having sex.

the womans sexcuse was "I have a headache, so we can't have sex tonight."

by Dhabi February 5, 2007