Fat headed boffin/weasel who has clapped teeth and is only fashionable in the Summer and not Winter. He’s the type of guy to buy the wrong sized jacket and wear black to look skinny and tall. Oh, and he also sounds like a girl :)
by Plonker May 12, 2018
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Slang Terms: Jizz,Man Chowder, cum . Seamin, Mayonnaise
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If you've ever arose in the morning and noticed your b.v.m.s are wet is because you had a wet dream last night and seamin came out of your dick.
by Fatty DIng Dong January 27, 2007
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Ryan Seaman is the most beautiful person ever. You cannot disagree or else Satan will arise from the ground and metal dan your future children,grandchildren,and great grandchildren.
Guy:Ew Ryan Seaman is ugly as Fuck
Girl:Bitch get out of my Fucking sight you ungrateful white
Satan:*Fucking kills that dude*
Girl:Bitch get out of my Fucking sight you ungrateful white
Satan:*Fucking kills that dude*
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A shame you seemed an honest man
And all the fears you hold so dear
Will turn to whisper in your ear
And you know what they say might hurt you
And you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing
I am falling, I am fading,
I have lost it all
And you don't seem the lying kind
A shame that I can read your mind
And all the things that I read there
Candle-lit smile that we both share
And you know I don't mean to hurt you
But you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing
I am falling, I am fading, I am drowning,
Help me to breathe
I am hurting, I have lost it all
I am losing
Help me to breathe
aka the lyrics in the hit anime show serial experiments lain about a girl whos gay going into COMPUTER WORLD
A shame you seemed an honest man
And all the fears you hold so dear
Will turn to whisper in your ear
And you know what they say might hurt you
And you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing
I am falling, I am fading,
I have lost it all
And you don't seem the lying kind
A shame that I can read your mind
And all the things that I read there
Candle-lit smile that we both share
And you know I don't mean to hurt you
But you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing
I am falling, I am fading, I am drowning,
Help me to breathe
I am hurting, I have lost it all
I am losing
Help me to breathe
aka the lyrics in the hit anime show serial experiments lain about a girl whos gay going into COMPUTER WORLD
person 1: and you dont seem to understand
person 2: bro... are you lainpilled??
person 1: yea
person 1 and 2 now have a very hot makeout session
person 2: bro... are you lainpilled??
person 1: yea
person 1 and 2 now have a very hot makeout session
by based and lainpilled July 11, 2021
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Son: not great dad I had to fight off salty seamen all night!
Son: not great dad I had to fight off salty seamen all night!
by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019
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Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good ol' fashioned values?
On which we used to rely!
Lucky theres a Family Guy!
Lucky theres a man who,
Positively can do,
All the things that make us...
Laugh and cry!
He's!
A!
Fam!
-ly!
Guy!
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good ol' fashioned values?
On which we used to rely!
Lucky theres a Family Guy!
Lucky theres a man who,
Positively can do,
All the things that make us...
Laugh and cry!
He's!
A!
Fam!
-ly!
Guy!
by ItSeemsToday October 15, 2019
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