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Fat headed boffin/weasel who has clapped teeth and is only fashionable in the Summer and not Winter. He’s the type of guy to buy the wrong sized jacket and wear black to look skinny and tall. Oh, and he also sounds like a girl :)
I’m feeling abit Seeam today!
by Plonker March 17, 2018
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lardypoo is a polite way of calling some, usually an overweight (aren't they all) American, a lardarse. They tend to be found hanging around MacD's or the cake counter of your local shop dressed in check shorts and white tube socks.
"get your lardypoo arse away from the cake shop"
by Plonker June 14, 2007
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