sedjen 

seconds but not as cool

me:a goldfishe's memory span is two sedjens
ell: what are sedjens and why do goldfish have two of them?

me: its seconds but not as cool!!!!

sedjen by kougree8 August 6, 2011

Sedentary 

Very high/intoxicated due to ingesting and/or inhaling narcotics.

“I can barely move right now, I’m so sedentary”

Sedentary by 420Kaykay January 2, 2021

sedentosis

(n.) a debilitating disease characterized by the victim's inability or distaste to any form of motion; more severe than laziness, but less severe than paralysis


From the Latin root sedere (to sit).

"You really need to get your act together, you lazy little fuck."
"I'm not lazy!!! I have sedentosis, you ignoramus!"

sedentosis by Keho March 2, 2009

sedentary 

adj.
inactive or not moving

She never was sedentary, even when asleep.

sedentary by XXHolic October 24, 2010

Sedentaryist 

Exercising a strict adherence to the religious and or political tenets of or pertaining to a significantly sedentary lifestyle. Expressing (without movement or action) a firm belief in all things lazy and inactive.

Lazy Susan is one of the sedentaryest sedentaryists I know. She is a firm advocate of antidistestablishmentsedentarianism and her quite passion for the sedentary lifestyle borders on sedentarocity.

Sedentaryist by team grammatard February 15, 2010

Sexually sedentary 

The opposite of sexually active, somewhat sexually inactive, characterized by little sexual exercise.

Welcome to your annual well woman exam Ms. Snyder, are you currently sexually active?

No, I wish...I’m actually more sexually sedentary.

Sexually sedentary by Kansas Sas June 8, 2018

Seden

According to the old Konya Mythology, she is the goddess of luck and telephone calls.

Alperen: You need to call urgently or I will die.
Seden: Es Salatu Ve's-Selamu Aleyke Ya Rasulallah! Es Salatu Ve's-Selamu Aleyke Ya Habiballah!

Seden by Believer in Konya mythology. December 18, 2021