secretary ass
Secretary Ass: when the top half of your body looks normal but you get up and your ass has to go through doorways sideways.
secretary ass by JMAC145 April 20, 2016
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Secretary's ass
When your butt gets flat, wide, and jiggly from sitting so much (i.e. studying for finals, at a desk) without going to the gym.
Secretary's ass by Caligrl887 September 9, 2009
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Secretary’s ass
This a term use to discribe an ass that is flat and spread out. secretaries usually have flat spread out asses due to prolonged periods of sitting. The term could have been interchanged with any profession that sits alot but secritary was generally understood to be a long sitter.
Secretary’s ass by B-dub (refers to my age) November 18, 2005
Secretly Bad Ass
Adjective: When someone is covertly Bad Ass, i.e. they do not flaunt their badness obnoxiously, but rather KNOW they are bad ass and crazy without having to prove it all the time. These people look normal on the outside, but every now and then they "let loose" and unleash their inner fun, bad ass selves. They can sometimes be menacing, but only upon a closer look.
Naughty librarians, old people with guns, cute fuzzy animals with big teeth
"Yo, man my five year old lil' bro is so cute, but he's all secretly bad ass n' shit with the G-Unit tats on his back and his hot wheels' spinning dubs."
"Yo, man my five year old lil' bro is so cute, but he's all secretly bad ass n' shit with the G-Unit tats on his back and his hot wheels' spinning dubs."
Secretly Bad Ass by Psh wouldn't you like to know June 29, 2005
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