secret hand shake
secret hand shake by Mike from school December 8, 2004
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the secret handshake
a one-man band formed by luis dubuc. his music is defined as techno/electro/pop - i define it as heaven to my ears.
the secret handshake by what the hell let this one work June 22, 2008
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iPhone Secret Handshake
I call the iPhone “the Secret Handshake“.
It’s always some secret move you have to learn; Swipe this way, Swipe that way, Tap three times, Push the UP volume then the DOWN volume then the OFF button to shut down, Swipe up, Stand on your left toe, Rub your belly, Pick your nose, Scratch your left boob (or testical), Pat your pussy (or your junk/basket)…
It’s always some secret move you have to learn; Swipe this way, Swipe that way, Tap three times, Push the UP volume then the DOWN volume then the OFF button to shut down, Swipe up, Stand on your left toe, Rub your belly, Pick your nose, Scratch your left boob (or testical), Pat your pussy (or your junk/basket)…
Testicular: “Shut down your iPhoney”
Booby: “I can’t remember, do I have to stand on my head for this iPhone Secret Handshake?”
Booby: “I can’t remember, do I have to stand on my head for this iPhone Secret Handshake?”
iPhone Secret Handshake by WhyIphoney January 23, 2022
The Secret Handshake
It starts off with a girl agreeing to let you slap her bare ass. It gets fun when you then proceed to tickle her kooch a bit, she jumps up a little, and then you slap her ass with a vengeance. Often times she will get upset and you may have to make a quick exit.
Man, Ashley sure jumped last night when I gave her the secret handshake. I don't understand why she seemed so mad.
The Secret Handshake by TheBootyofGreatness February 11, 2010
secret handshake
When your partner will not give it up so you wait for them to fall asleep and then use their hand to crank off.
She looked down feeling a sticky feeling in her hand and realized she was the victim of a secret handshake
secret handshake by O boy it's E May 12, 2007
Secret Handshake
With a full-zip jacket, get an erection and place it in one sleeve of the jacket. you then place that sleeve in the zipper of your pants and slightly zip it. carry the jacket to her in a non-obvious way, and offer it to her. she then places her hand in the sleeve as you hold it for her, and she gets a handful of juicy cock.
Secret Handshake by Sharen Cox October 16, 2008
No Secret Handshake
No Secret Handshake by Mr. Fourth of July August 1, 2011
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