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Scottaholic 

A woman who can not keep her hands and handy parts off of anyone named Scott. Definately a good thing for anyone named Scott. Definately a bad thing for anyone whole is not named Scott.
Guy 1: "That must be a Scott because she is all over him like a Scottaholic."
Guy 2: "I wish I was a Scott"
Scottaholic by scott-to-trot February 6, 2010

Scottalishion. 

Noun | Scott (A uncool Irish teenage boy) • lishion (The yassaifcation of a person)

Defines a mean ignorant person who doesn’t know how to shut up. Mainly used against the ginger irish male party. When talking to this person you’ll realize this person is extremely annoying and always thinks their right when they’re not. Usually “Scottalishions” are sticky IPad kids who sit in their room all day and play Fortnite with their so called “friends” (when we all know they have none.)
Anonymous: God they’re so annoying!! They never shut up to and listen.

Anonymous: Omg he’s such a Scottalishion.
Scottalishion. by feiiluv May 23, 2022

Scottallened 

v. The act of totally jacking up your eyebrows with a power tool that has no business being anywhere on, near or about your facial region.
bob: Dude, did you see that guys eyebrow???
jimmy: no doubt! He totally scottallened it.
Scottallened by tiempo512 February 17, 2009
n. An overpriced, trendy bicycle ridden by arrogant, social-climbing, elitist, post-middle age, post-yuppie douches who think paying $8000 for a titanium bike will make them more important and a better athlete. Usually riders of serottas think they're better than everybody and often can't climb a highway overpass. These penis extenders often spend more time on the roof of an Audi SUV than they do on the road.
Every time you see some expensive bike ridden by someone with a paunch, a questionable fitness level, and a garish italian racing kit, it is often a SEROTTA
serotta by cptskratch February 23, 2011

Otta Botta Scotta

A phrase people say when they cannot understand a foreign language being spoken by a passerby to another person.
Me and my friend were walking down the street and we passed some Asians and they were speaking in Chinese or something. After they passed my friend said "Otta Botta Scotta".
Otta Botta Scotta by harrymang August 25, 2013

scottard 

something dark says that "offends me"
shut up u Scottard Nigger
scottard by anonymous February 20, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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