serotta 

n. An overpriced, trendy bicycle ridden by arrogant, social-climbing, elitist, post-middle age, post-yuppie douches who think paying $8000 for a titanium bike will make them more important and a better athlete. Usually riders of serottas think they're better than everybody and often can't climb a highway overpass. These penis extenders often spend more time on the roof of an Audi SUV than they do on the road.

Every time you see some expensive bike ridden by someone with a paunch, a questionable fitness level, and a garish italian racing kit, it is often a SEROTTA

serotta by cptskratch February 23, 2011

scrottage cheese

A female's organ that has gone 'sour' from excessive use.

"Last year I would have hit that for a dollar but now she's all scrottage cheese"

scrottage cheese by ChristineW April 21, 2006

secotta 

literally anything you want it to be. it is all parts of speech

You're being such a secotta today.

Today has been such a secotta day.
I hate secottas so much, they're gross.

secotta by Dr. Seuss whaddd up February 17, 2019

scrottage cheese

A build up of sour cheesy substances around the scrotal area caused by a reluctance/failure to scrub the nut-sack regularly.

"Wash your balls son! Your scrottage cheese is stinking the house out!"

scrottage cheese by smeg man September 3, 2009

scrottage pie 

When your scrotum area is so hot that it sticks to your legs. Thighs, groin and underwear join to form a twisted, inflamed fandango that is so wretched that you have to reach down and yank it.

Does any one want a slice of scrottage pie?
Use what u want but put back the pie.

scrottage pie by The Eagle Bear January 9, 2014

seretta 

serettas are awesome, sweet smart and will stick up for what they think and takes no bullshit. your lucky to have a seretta in your life , lock that shit in never let it go. she gorg , and so kind and the best kind of best friend: we love seretta

person one- who’s seretta, is she nice?

person two- she the best , so sweet, and def am amz person

seretta by tree poke November 27, 2022

seretta 

she’s an amzing person, sweet, kind, smart, pretty. she the best kind of beat friend you can have. if you have a seretta never let her go. she’ll do anything to help someone, she’ll go out of her way to make your day better: she the best:

person one- do you know seretta
person two- she’s the best

seretta by tree poke November 27, 2022