secker

Someone who sleeps with an entire army barracks.

Just seckered the Chelsea barracks.

by UnrulyGrandma May 25, 2016

secker

A Secker is when somebody gets fired/ sacked from a job and so slaps everybody in there working space with there left hand after wetting it in a tap or bowl of water

I was fired yesterday... So I seckered everyone hahaha

by Holacomosita August 31, 2016

Greg-Secker’d

When one clicks on a YouTube video, and is greeted by an advert from infamous trading legend, Greg Secker

I clicked on a YouTube video this morning, and out of nowhere I was suddenly Greg-Secker’d

by Sreg Gecker December 25, 2023

system-suckers

Parasitical freeloaders that do not want to support themselves and live off taxpayer funded programs run by government agencies.

I'm tired of busting my ass working for a living, it would be easier being one of them system-suckers.

by jpg3 April 26, 2015

stand sucker

Someone who is so short, that he can perform a blow job without even kneeling down.

-Hey dude, want me to blow ya?
-Nfw,you stand sucker.
-Ah dammit, looks like am I ever gonna taste a cock again!

by Milf Midget May 2, 2008

sap sucker

another name for nectar collector

“dude do you wanna take a dab off of the rig or the sap sucker”

by pimpinainteasy420 November 27, 2020

sow seeker

A guy who notoriously ends up with the ugliest girl at the party.

"Pete's a great guy but his sow seeking will keep bringing the ugly girls to our parties"

by john wiskeyjack August 16, 2003