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Someone who sleeps with an entire army barracks.

Just seckered the Chelsea barracks.

secker by UnrulyGrandma May 25, 2016

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secker

A Secker is when somebody gets fired/ sacked from a job and so slaps everybody in there working space with there left hand after wetting it in a tap or bowl of water

I was fired yesterday... So I seckered everyone hahaha

secker by Holacomosita August 31, 2016

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Greg-Secker’d

When one clicks on a YouTube video, and is greeted by an advert from infamous trading legend, Greg Secker

I clicked on a YouTube video this morning, and out of nowhere I was suddenly Greg-Secker’d

Greg-Secker’d by Sreg Gecker December 25, 2023

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system-suckers

Parasitical freeloaders that do not want to support themselves and live off taxpayer funded programs run by government agencies.

I'm tired of busting my ass working for a living, it would be easier being one of them system-suckers.

system-suckers by jpg3 April 26, 2015

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stand sucker

Someone who is so short, that he can perform a blow job without even kneeling down.

-Hey dude, want me to blow ya?
-Nfw,you stand sucker.
-Ah dammit, looks like am I ever gonna taste a cock again!

stand sucker by Milf Midget May 2, 2008

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sap sucker

another name for nectar collector

“dude do you wanna take a dab off of the rig or the sap sucker”

sap sucker by pimpinainteasy420 November 27, 2020

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sow seeker

A guy who notoriously ends up with the ugliest girl at the party.

"Pete's a great guy but his sow seeking will keep bringing the ugly girls to our parties"

sow seeker by john wiskeyjack August 16, 2003

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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