Seat Cover

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Trucker talk for a cute girl driving down the road.

Breaker breaker 1-9 . . . there's a seat cover heading south on I-5 outside of Salem in a silver volkswagon.

Seat Cover by C.JO March 17, 2004

Words you can keep

seat cover

Undergarment which covers the lower torso including both butt cheeks; may or may not have an opening in the crotch; may have Velcro, snap, or ribbon-tie openings on the sides.

He was so scared, he had to change his seat cover. She doesn't want to die in a public place for fear that her seat cover will be soiled.

seat cover by Mister Smarty Pants January 7, 2010

Related Words

Seat Cover • Asian seat cover • minnesota seat cover • Seat • Seat Meat • seat check • Seat Filler • Seat Leon • seat-sniffer • seat warmer

Seat Cover.

An alternative way to refer to a man’s beard in a sexual manner. No beard shaming just appreciating a well kept face that doubles as a perfect place to sit.

Talalima: *swipes right* omg you have the perfect Seat Cover.
Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.

Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…

Seat Cover. by talamobley444 December 22, 2021

Seat Cover.

An alternative way to refer to a man’s beard in a sexual manner. No beard shaming as we only want to appreciate a well kept face that doubles as a perfect seat.

Talalima: *swipes right* omg you have the perfect Seat Cover.

Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.

Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…

Seat Cover. by talamobley444 December 22, 2021

Asian seat cover

When a man has no condoms and the girl he's about to fuck isn't on birth control, but he still wants to cum inside of her. And so he pours soy sauce on his dick and in her pussy before fucking her in hopes that the salt content will be sufficient enough spermicide.

Person 1: Shit, I didn't bring condoms.

Person 2: Don't worry. Just use an Asian seat cover.

Asian seat cover by Princess Amy's Peasant July 9, 2016

minnesota seat cover

To deficate all over the toilet seat. Typically done at a public facility.

The toilet didn't have a fill tank to leave an upper decker, so I gave it a Minnesota seat cover instead.

minnesota seat cover by Phantom Shitter2 December 6, 2007

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026