sealfart 

Queef, vaginal fart. Wind gently sifting through the vaginal curtains.

Your mom let out a huge sealfart and the whole car smelled like rotten fish. Yes, this excited the dog.

sealfart by Joey the guru of love February 12, 2007

seafarts 

Stinky ocean farts one gets from eating seafood

Her seafarts smelled like scallops and shit

seafarts by bigolpinksock September 10, 2012

Seafart 

Variant of the word Cuntfart, originating from the shorthand version: "C Fart", yet having something in common with the smell of the ocean

We were sitting down to dinner, and she let go a Seafart

Seafart by teatswith August 21, 2003

scalfart 

When a italian-american expels gas in such a way that it lets of a aroma of pepperoni and meatballs. Almost as if you get a taste of Tuscany, if Tuscany were made of shit bricks.

Bubba - "What's that smell!?"

Craig - "Sorry dude, I scalfarted"

scalfart by 15894 November 7, 2010