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why am i searching this up
You are clearly bored and don't know what to search so I put this just to say I defined this first BTW why the fuck are you reading this? And why am i searching this up?
why am i searching this up by Nobody reads this June 4, 2018
Why am I searching this?
I don't know. You tell me. Seriously. You are asking a website a question that only you know. If you are searching this and want to know why you are searching this, then look into your brain, because I can't tell you.
Why am I searching this?
Why am I searching this? by desgames December 8, 2016
Searching for words on the Urban Dictionary?
Because you're either:
1) Bored.
2) In an English lesson, where you don't deserve to be.
3) An Idiot.
1) Bored.
2) In an English lesson, where you don't deserve to be.
3) An Idiot.
1) "Oh Iv'e got nothing to do, lets go searching for words on the urban dictionary?!"
2) "Arghh! I don't know what Literature means lemme go searching for words on the urban dictionary?."
3) I'm an idiot, so I'll go searching for words on the urban dictionary?.
2) "Arghh! I don't know what Literature means lemme go searching for words on the urban dictionary?."
3) I'm an idiot, so I'll go searching for words on the urban dictionary?.
seachin
Seachin (verb)- playing around too much
Seach (noun)- a person who plays around too much
Seachy (adjective)- excessively playful
Seach (noun)- a person who plays around too much
Seachy (adjective)- excessively playful
Boy to friend: Do you think I can fit this whole brush in my butt?
Friend to boy: Yo, stop seachin
Girl to boyfriend: You are such a seach
Boyfriend to girl: Lol, I know
Friend to boy: Yo, stop seachin
Girl to boyfriend: You are such a seach
Boyfriend to girl: Lol, I know
seachin by fleezy1010 December 11, 2016
soul searching
Self-analysis of our own motive or attitude toward something. Looking deep within ourselves to find why we think or act the way we do, regarding a particular situation.
You're treating Tina like shit, dude... you better do some soul searching, 'cause I think it's because you want her to leave you, so you can hit on Beth without feeling guilty.
soul searching by drfvidal May 24, 2006
Sack Searching
Attention fellow community, I am about to commit the act or process of sack searching. Thank you for understanding.
Sack Searching by Super succ 07 June 3, 2018
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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