sea food
A.K.A "see food" when a person is eating and opens up their mouth to show another person what's inside as a joke.
sea food by mckishyboo August 7, 2010
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sea food boil
"You gave me a sea food boil!" Orlin screams at Nickacado, "YOU GAVE ME A SEA FOOD BOIL!!!" Orlin exclaimed in pain slapping Nick's arm as the overgrown man-child smears cake on the wall.
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Sea-Food Dinner
While having anal or doggy style sex with a girl, enjoying a lobster or other various seafood off the flat of the girl's back.
I've had my fair share of sea-food in the past, but just had the best sea-food dinner with your mom in my life.
Sea-Food Dinner by Tyler McDade April 13, 2007
Sea Food Lover
One who truly enjoys eating pussy; i.e. cunnilingus. Derived from pussy translating to fish box. See also fish eater.
Male #1: "Have you ever eaten pussy?"
Male #2: "Have I? Shit, my diet practically consist of fish."
Male #1: "Damn, I didn't know you're a sea food lover."
Male #2: "Have I? Shit, my diet practically consist of fish."
Male #1: "Damn, I didn't know you're a sea food lover."
Sea Food Lover by speaks4 January 25, 2008
Sea Food Salad
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sea food diet
A type of diet that most fat people adhere to "the see food diet". When they see food they eat it!
This can be very misleading as it sound like quite a healthy low fat diet until you realize that sea doesn't mean sea (water) but seeing.
This can be very misleading as it sound like quite a healthy low fat diet until you realize that sea doesn't mean sea (water) but seeing.
Gay Fat John: I'm going on the Sea Food Diet Dave!
Gay Dave: Oh John baby I can't wait 'til you lose weight.
Gay Fat John: Oh Dave you silly sausage, I don't mean Sea Food I mean if I see some food I'm going to eat it! It's similar to the see cock diet, but I don't mean cock (male chicken) I mean the other type of cock because I'm a gay boy.
Gay Dave: Ok John but I wish you'd lose some weight I'm sick of sucking you off, your sweat smells like a mixture between cheese and lard.
Gay Fat John: That's because I don't actually have blood anymore it's just a mixture of loads of different fats, cocoa fat, lard, bacon fat, vegetable oil, butter and cheese fat. It's the fat gay blokes way because all these fats and oils makes a good lube for gay butt sex.
Gay Dave: Oh I suppose you're right, you're always lubed up quite well, that must be why. You must save $$$'s on KY Jelly. WELL DONE!
Gay Fat John: Shut up and bang my bum hole!
Gay Dave: Oh John baby I can't wait 'til you lose weight.
Gay Fat John: Oh Dave you silly sausage, I don't mean Sea Food I mean if I see some food I'm going to eat it! It's similar to the see cock diet, but I don't mean cock (male chicken) I mean the other type of cock because I'm a gay boy.
Gay Dave: Ok John but I wish you'd lose some weight I'm sick of sucking you off, your sweat smells like a mixture between cheese and lard.
Gay Fat John: That's because I don't actually have blood anymore it's just a mixture of loads of different fats, cocoa fat, lard, bacon fat, vegetable oil, butter and cheese fat. It's the fat gay blokes way because all these fats and oils makes a good lube for gay butt sex.
Gay Dave: Oh I suppose you're right, you're always lubed up quite well, that must be why. You must save $$$'s on KY Jelly. WELL DONE!
Gay Fat John: Shut up and bang my bum hole!
sea food diet by Karl "The K Man" Pilkington January 27, 2008
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